breakfast sex 

Sex before breakfast. Then she makes you breakfast.

Boy that breakfast sex was amazing. Do I smell bacon?

First we'll have sex, then ill let you cook me breakfast.

breakfast sex by myke66 May 6, 2011

breakfast blackout 

what happens after a big breakfast.

I ate pancakes and bacon and went to the bedroom and had a breakfast blackout

breakfast blackout by scottys February 26, 2008

breakfast corndog 

A corndog made with pancake mix and sausage

Bob:What are you having for breakfast?
God:A breakfast corndog
Bob:What is that
God:A corndog made with pancake mix and sausage, obviously made by a higher order than me, and I am GOD

breakfast corndog by GODISHERE July 25, 2014

Breakfast bagel 

When a person pours hollandaise sauce or some other breakfast condiment all over another persons booty hole before eating it.

"Bro when I was managing a Mcdonalds I totally breakfast bageled a girl who worked for me in the back office nom nom nom!"

Breakfast bagel by Big Dog Troy June 16, 2018

Breakfast in Bed

When you wake up your partner or lover after a long pleasurable night of sex by inserting your penis roughly into their anus after masturbating previously to the point of ejaculation. As she turns around to yell at you, "WTF," you blow your load into her mouth.

My fiancée asked me last night to bring her breakfast in bed in the morning after we got done making love. I'm not normally the type for sentimental stuff. Little did she know, she was in for a treat.

Breakfast in Bed by Timmy, Josh, Branden, Taven March 17, 2011

Breakfast Hair 

The smell your hair gets after cooking breakfast. Especially bacon.

After cooking breakfast this morning, the smell still lingered and followed me everywhere. Little did I know, I had breakfast hair.

Breakfast Hair by sweeeeeeeeeeetshawtie September 4, 2010

breakfast for champions 

1. first thing in morning, when you wake up drink glass of an alckohol and take some drugs.

Yesterday some people from ZAVOD KRU had early morning alckohol session mixed with the drugs, real breakfast for champions.

breakfast for champions by zavoKRU August 13, 2011