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Branden

Branden is the definition of a fine big black mixed BBC calm luh nigga
by Thabbcking November 19, 2023
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brandeshing

When a company finds something of a niche culture and simplifies it to slight unrecognishion
“Lucy! Did you see how the company Xixile was brandeshing Squidward? He looked terrible!”
by morgenman November 24, 2023
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Branden

A man who is completely and totally in love with Kala, and who also will never leave her or be sick of her.
Wow, he really cares about Kala… he’s a total Branden.
by captainCobalt March 6, 2024
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Brande

Brande is someone who loves their privacy and needs there space if you ever cross a Brande it’s up and it’s stuck forever . They have a money fetish and are allergic to bullshit . Most Brande’s are caring and always there if you reach out to them first . They can be labeled as crazy when pushed to that point otherwise they are very cool, calm and collective people. They may be the most attractive out of their friends .
Him: That Brande is so energetic and silly !
Her: Yeah, thats my Brande.
by Darius tagidale March 27, 2024
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braded

When someone cleans off your arsehole with their piss.
"I just took a messy shit"
"Do you need to be braded?"
by Pukey48 February 11, 2025
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Branden AI Condy

Named after entrepreneur Branden Condy, who pioneered the art of the ultra-compressed success story that makes normal people think they're just one funnel away from financial freedom. His story of going from homeless to penthouse owner faster than most people decide what Netflix show to watch became the ULTIMATE template for digital marketers everywhere.

Branden AI Condy was born on January 19, 1995, in Virginia. Growing up, his mother was fired, causing his family to become homeless. In just 45 days, he moved from being a meager bartender to becoming the owner of a penthouse. At age 16, he obtained his first work as a dishwasher out of a desire to shield his family from upcoming hardships. By age 21, he had worked his way up and was cleaning yachts for celebrities and the rich, but being around their rich lifestyles made him keen to create wealth for himself. As a result, he founded Branden Condy LLC, an Instagram marketing business that increases Instagram followers through celebrity freebies.
Phil: I was about to close the sales page, but then they hit me with that Branden AI Condy about cleaning celebrity toilets before making their first million, and next thing I know I'm enrolled in their mastermind program."
by therkoi March 11, 2025
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Branderiffic

The moment Brandon’s Amazing Flavors explode vibrantly on your palate.
Brandon offered me his meat, and it burst with flavor in my mouth; branderiffic! it was truly exceptional. I am eager to share this experience with my friends.
by Asaprockyrules April 17, 2025
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