ranch branch

Another word for dick. That’s all there is to it.

“Ayooooo, lemme climb on that ranch branch.”
“No! I’m a virgin!”

by Jerry skinner June 21, 2018

Branching

A close cousin to ghosting, branching is the act of someone not texting back or contacting for a period then extending a “branch” to get back in the game

Chad just messaged me after leaving me on read for a week. Whatever, I don’t have time for him to be branching me

by Morningdew88 April 25, 2021

Beaver Branch

When a women has so much pubic hair that it dreads and forms a small brown or black penis just above the Clit.

Steven P. Nichols-"I banged this dirty hippy chick and she totally had a Beaver Branch"

by Poop shack October 23, 2009

Branching

Two people who share a secret long term deeply committed personal/intimate/loving relationship while simultaneously living a completely public loving family life with their primary spouse/partner and probably children…

James and Addie’s secret relationship continued branching, all the while James and Beth publicly flourished as a traditional family.

by anonymous submission 2022 May 27, 2022

Branch

$10,000

I have a branch in my pocket

by Deep Dish May 28, 2018

Root and Branch

Meaning to review or stop something from happening

Sevco Huns are going to complete a Root and Branch review on Monday

by Pope_Benedict1888 January 11, 2025

body branch

Euphemism for a penis.

She wanted to see that thang so I snapped a pic a that body branch for her.

by PoopMongrual May 12, 2023