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bootynet

Internet that disconnects and kicks you off more than twice a day. Not porn.
"Wow, the neighbor I steal my Internet from has some serious bootynet."
by Leggwil18 September 15, 2016
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Boston Bottom

One cum filled, heavily dripping, cream pied anus. Gang bang deposits a plus.
I gave Rachel an old fashioned Boston Bottom last night.

We pulled a train on Pati last night. She passed out with a Boston Bottom.
by Eaton Holgoode January 24, 2018
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Boston Shuffle

When someone wipes their arse with the same piece of toilet paper in a back and forth motion, rather than the wipe once and drop method. It’s not clear why people do this, but it probably smears shit all over their backside.
“There’s a strange sound coming from that cubicle, like someone sanding a piece of wood
“Oh that’s probably Clive, he likes to do the Boston Shuffle. He’s smearing it around like peanut butter
by Chelvis Presley June 7, 2018
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Boston Bidet

A sexual act;

Where during missionary before a woman begins to squirt the partner turns around and spreads their cheeks to ecstatically accept an explosion of female flood water into the rectum.
Hey babe, that beer really filled me up, wanna try the Boston bidet tonight?
by ARealAuthor August 7, 2018
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boston yo-yo

The act where one perpetrator begins to defecate on another person and prior to full expulsion on said other person’s chest, the fecal bolus is retracted back into the anus in a “yo-yo” motion, which could, in theory, be continued in perpetuity in a continous, rhythmic, and tantric motion. Prairie dogging meets Cleveland steamer
Dude, I heard Sam totally Boston Yo-yo’s On Joe’s chest, and now they are bffs.
by Vagina Safari October 20, 2018
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Boston Chin Scratch

A few days after shaving your nuts, when the stubble has started growing back in, you drag them across the face of a consenting partner
Yeah I gave her a Boston Chin Scratch and she won't stop calling me!
by Loopview April 17, 2021
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Boston Face

A specific facial aesthetic, predominantly in females, unique to Boston Massachusetts. Characterized by a combination of facial features including thin lips, thin eyebrows, narrow eyes, and artificially colored hair. Typically a result of genetic and environmental factors unique to the Greater Boston Metro Area. Once you see it, you cannot unsee it.
"Bro should I swipe right? She's wicked cute but has a major case of Boston Face"
"Idk bro, she looks like a Toyota Corolla barreling down the Mass Pike"
by Boston Paulie June 18, 2021
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