boone squash

Whale shit found at the bottom of the ocean, usually referring to a person.

You're about as useful as boone squash. OR You smell like boone squash you stinky bastard.

by BubblesTPB April 20, 2015

Boon or Bane

Did he do it FOR me or TO me?

Iam "Boon or Bane?"

Hym "I genuinely don't know what's going on right now. Somehow I turned into the voice of reason in some strange role-reversal thing... I don't like it."

Iam "I don't know what happened here! I'm so confused! Does he deserve to be insulted or praised!? What is actually happening right now!? Have I been insulted or praised!?"

Hym "You insulted him 🤷"

Iam "I also praised him! I praised him first! And then he took my thing!"

Hym "I thought we liked The hangover movies? We've watched them several times with our family."

Iam "THAT JUST MEANS HE GOT OUR MONEY AND OUR IDEA AND THEN OUR MONEY AGAIN!!!"

Hym "Well... Tsskk HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!! That's fucking hilarious!"

Iam "What!?"

Hym "He's a comedian. He made a funny joke!"

Iam "Judas! Traitor!"

Hym "You have no sense of humor!"

Iam "You... You can't be serious?..."

Hym "Isn't it ironic? Isn't it a perfect illustration of dramatic irony? All the types of irony, actually... It's brilliant! He's a God damn genius!"

by Hym Iam April 27, 2022

Boone Chad

A man who is around 25-45 years and they think they are intimidating when in reality they’re goofy asf.

Student 1: Oh that’s the disciplinary AP, he acts intimidating but I don’t think he is
Student 2: Oh god, the fucking boone chad

by North Gwinnett Middle School March 8, 2023

cheese boons

Take cheese wiz and squirt it in to a womans vagina and eat it out.

Dam I feel like I needs some crackers after that cheese boons

by Poonnan May 24, 2018

boon tune

Black Rap music

Racist white guy in the office says can you play something other than them boon tunes please

by Steveclarksleepster September 15, 2022

Booned Out

1)To be one with much swagger

2)To be beyond real

That kid is booned out for smashing my chick....

by Captain Swagger Dagger February 23, 2011

Dirty boon

Where you aggressively pin someone down and vape In Their mouth without consent

Look he’s dirty booning her

by Dripstar123 February 3, 2022