boner

a man gets a boner when he gets sexually excited about something.

His penus goes erect and sticks up
he can vene start shaking because of the loss of control

geogrpahy teacher: that girl is hot
hot girl: hey mr.

geography teacher: aaaaaahh OH MY DAIIZ! STOP IVE GOT A BONER
hot girl: :$

by Juls!!alie May 20, 2009

boner

That which one uses to bone people.

I totally used my boner to bone that bonehead.

by Mathias November 8, 2005

boner

1 one who draws attention to themselves in a negative manner;

2 a silly, or stupid, person;

3 you.

"Hey Frank, check out that guy wearing two Abercrombie
shirts with both collars popped. What a fuckin' boner."

"Dude, did you just order a mango-tastic cherry fizzle
drink, 'light on the ice'? Goddamn, you're such a boner."

by therollerdad September 27, 2014

Boner

What you call your best friend, if you truly love them.

Last night my boner was attracted to every girl at the party, even my girlfriend. So were kind of in a quarrel.

by Cooliestrap November 3, 2011

bonerized

getting owned; possibly in a sexual matter

the act of getting completely destroyed by something

Man I was playin Halo yesterday and I bonerized this guy with a brute shot.

by Devitt McMark March 23, 2010

bonerize

verb, a male becoming aroused

At the sight of b00bz0rz, DuDeStEr59 became bonerized.

by stuntwill August 16, 2003

boner

A boy is aroused, like pomer is for a aroused woman.

baby: do u have a boner

by hateporn May 9, 2014