blorch

Slang for describing phlegm or snot.

When I had a cold, I had a lot of green blorch.

by cubical January 30, 2008

Blorts

Large Boobs

Great Blorts!

by NavyJac November 12, 2010

blort

Blort is an onomatopoetic term for the sound of a dog farting while asleep.

Dog: *blort*
You: Stick a cork in it, Pugsley!

by blorthorc October 7, 2003

Blorgank

it's a word made up of the words: Bitch, Slut, Whore, Fag, and Skank.

She cheated on her boyfriend, what a blorgank

by cuddlebear1112 April 21, 2011

Blorcasorp

{Blor-cuh-zorp}

When someone touches your armpit without your knowledge.

Oh man I think someone just Blorcasorped me.

by Fish Lord June 15, 2018

blorqq

Some dumb new gen who can't catch a death boost, in fact he hasn't even missed 5 death boosts in his ro football career! He's only caught 3 ff public tp barrier catches!

Yo bro look at this new gen blorqq he's so bad at lob gaming lol

by blorqq April 28, 2021

Blorpus

The all mighty Blorpus is all seeing and all consuming. it is not vengeful but craves chaos. It likes flesh of babies and hard core porn. Blorpus will consume all religions and form them into one.

Don't hurt me Blorpus

by Blorpus observer January 3, 2023