Sloppy Boebert

(noun) Like a Boebert, but done on a first date, while vaping. Preferably while singing "I love you. You love me" after drinking a double mouthful of the discount liquor store's finest whipped cream vodka.

Damn, girl, I knew you were as cheap and easy as dollar store mac-and-cheese, but that Sloppy Boebert...Dayuuum...

by Philbert T. Merkin III September 20, 2023

The Boebert

The Boebert - groping a stranger in public

She told her husband “since she was only doing “the Boebert” she technically wasn’t cheating since she just met him and they were only groping in public

by Three Sisters September 22, 2023

Full Boebert

A Boebert but also while using a Vape and being a faux snob

I went to see the show and had to stop my wife from doing a Full Boebert

by Shrink Rap September 22, 2023

Skinny-Bobberz

To mean “slay” or “slimthick baddie” also a clothing brand/fabric

“Okayyyyy your looking skinny-bobberz todayy” or “Oh my good gracious I love your skinny-bobberz”

by Greyer October 12, 2023

alabama bobber

Getting road head from your cousin on the way back from church in your daddy’s pickup truck

Let’s see how many Alabama bobbers we can spot on the way to have brunch at the sizzler

by Progreemer January 26, 2024

The Boebert Express

N: An over-the-trousers tug job typically performed in a public setting, such as a theater, full of families and children.

Laura was all set to lecture the libs on core family values when, all of a sudden, she got the urge to crank some wang, so she leaned over and gave the gentleman sitting next to her the Boebert Express.

Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice! "Awww, Laura...thanks for the Boebert Express but now I need a new pair of undershorts..."

by BostonRarr November 29, 2023

The Boebert reach across

When your drunk date gives you a hand job in the theater.

Alternatively; when, in a bipartisan manner, a politician attempts to Garner support from an opposing political party for the sake of compromise.

While at the theater my drunk and stoned date reached over and gave me the Boebert reach across!!

Alt; In order to win enough votes for passing a bill, the Republican politician attempted to "reach across the aisle" to gain support from her democratic rival

by Scartissue01 February 13, 2024