blumpking

King at giving free blumps

Shanks and Drew are the Blumpkings of the Universe

by Mad A March 24, 2004

bumping bo bo's

2 guys hugging and thier penises touch while hugging

tom an joe hugged and accidently were bumping bo bo's

by bigrobj March 6, 2008

Bumping Nelsons

When one gentleman greets another by gently and accurately touching the heads of their penises together. An uncircumcised man must pull back his foreskin to accomplish the greeting correctly.

Bryant gave Dave a hearty hand shake and Bumped Nelsons when they re-antiquated after many years.

Not to be confused with crossing swards or playing swards

Bryant gave Dave a hearty hand shake and they were Bumping Nelsons after they were reacquainted after many years.

by The Real Berman July 9, 2011

Frame Bumping

A descriptive word for sex. This is best used in situations where there might be a small child around.

Man one (who has a small child with him)- "So man, what did you and my sister do last night?"

Man 2- "Oh, you know, we just did a little frame bumping."

by sadasha April 7, 2010

Bumping Purses

An euphemism for lesbian sex.

Rachel & Jenny are totally bumping purses.

by DisasterWeenie June 15, 2017

Blumphing

Blumphing (to blumph)

To recive oral sex while dropping the evil brown.

(getting head while shitting)

"hey dude, do you know what Blumphing is?"

"yeah, getting a blowjob while taking a shit!"

by Makeshiftfill June 27, 2006

bumping pelvises

Having sex

Me: Man, June and I have been bumping pelvises all night last night!

by whrionte January 15, 2015