Bagged the groceries

Verb, past tense - To bang a hot girl.

Steve: So how did your date go with Sherry?
Me: How do you think? I bagged the groceries.

by HappyCow1254 March 6, 2018

bagged by a statie

a massachusetts term for someone who was stopped by a state police officer on a highway or other road

"did you hear about that guy who got bagged by a statie on 495?"

by egirl9998 December 18, 2018

blegged

Although this word might fall under several definitions these are the most important:

1- When a lamp falls on your head
Oh fuck jhonny im blegged. Sorry clementine it really do be like that sometimes.

2- When u fuck up
My mama found out about my organic anal plug collection, holly shit im blegged.

3- When someone is about to kick the bucket
Oh shit jamal grandpa is bout to expire. stfu yakshit dont be such a curry muncher and talk properly, he is just blegged.

4- Whatever u wanna use it for
Oh my fucking god look at that autistic kid his limbs are so blegged!

Oh! Fuck! Shit! Bitch! im blegged

by HitorMissmydickwasneverbighuh December 30, 2018

bagged carrots

A blow job code name

“Hey wanna go bagged carrots?”

by Hamburgerhelper965 July 12, 2019

bagged

upset , sad

yo this break up got me bagged asf

by kayy.d December 11, 2019

bagged

Getting caught doing something you're not supposed to be doing

Mr. B: *Walks into school bathroom, sees four kids smoking a cart* What the hell is going on in here?!?!?
Marcus: Oh shit we're getting bagged *runs away*
Jason: Thank god I was boutta get suspended

by Jason Vance December 18, 2019

Bagged Lunch

When you give a knob off to someone who's uncircumcised.

Brenda: "Hey Carly, how was your night with Josh?"
Carly: "Pretty good! He whipped it out, slobbed all over his BAGGED LUNCH."
Brenda: "Oh wow, his parents must actually love him!"

by Koogai February 19, 2020