Beertard

Drinking beer to the point that it dimishes your cognitive abilities.

Jimmy is a wicked cool whiskeysaurus and were a couple of beertards overhere.

by Little Miss S September 22, 2006

Bartarded

So drunk you forget how to say anything intelligent

He had 8 shots of tequila and was rendered bartarded.

by Nonwords August 16, 2014

Beeta

Has a sad lonely life after she got fat and had to retire from becoming a prostitute. Now he lives a lonely life with her many cats

Poor beeta

by Mollygee1 December 2, 2013

bentayga

Bentayga from balling by Mustard

Got my baby momma that new Bentayga ; a car

by Hotthingseats November 27, 2019

beetard

Someone who is stupid. May have been derived from the word Bushtard.

Why did you do that? You are such a beetard.

by rrlb July 27, 2004

Bartard

when someone goes to a bar, gets really drunk and ends up acting like a total retard.

Kris is really being a bartard tonight. What's her problem??

by Suprane September 8, 2006

bartard

One who acts like a tard at a bar

Jeff got really drunk at phil's on Saturday and started dancing like a bartard

by BartardedOne November 26, 2005