Dirty Benji

When you give a rim job to a dog right after they poop

I gave my dog a dirty benji last night

by Icetea2288991753$ July 24, 2025

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Benji

though he can be annoying sometimes and a little bit sociopathic on occasion he is genuinely kind and has a dick more massive than the low taper fade meme

person: that tree is massive
other person: you wanna know what else is massive?
person: what
other person: Benji's dick!

by thomas boiler January 30, 2025

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the prettiest and kindest and most considerate person i have ever met. i fell in love with him in a guitarworks, but i feel like i've loved him since i've known him. he's genuine and sweet and will always put others before himself while still being able to maintain his own self care. he's goofy and is a great person, friend, and partner to all.

"oh, is that benjie?"
"yeah. he'smy smart amazing cool handsome one of a kind sweet boyfriend."
"kms"

by miruyo._ July 13, 2023

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benji wenji

someone so good looking, when you make eye contact with a "benji wenji" they cream in their pants and/or squirt

Ben Caldow is a "benji wenji" and people called George are ugly.

by tounck July 24, 2023

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Benji

The sexiest, most fit, hottest dude you’ll ever meet. While he may seem standoffish at first, b it once you get to know him he’ll prove to be a good friend through and through. He has a very large penis and is confident about it. His long luscious hair will make you blush in any style it’s put in. Everyone will have a crush on him, but he’ll stay loyal to that one person and never ever cheat. He may act a little zesty at times….but he swears he’s not gay.

Benji is the greatest most grandiose person to ever exist.

by therealMJN May 7, 2024

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