Carshalton Beeches

The only town in london without a bloody pub

Carshalton Beeches , Where are the bloody pubs. Schools, train station, Indian, Chinese, Kebab, Dentist, Doctors, Co-op, Hairdressers, Garage.....now whats missing ???????

by systemofdef April 17, 2010

beechin

The process of masturbating while ensconced in a birch tree. Actually it's quite relaxing...

Little Johnny took a break from his stressful homework in order to go beechin in his backyard. Now he is a man.

by GillyB November 22, 2004

Beechview

The most gangsta neighborhood in the whole motherfucker city of Pittsburgh. Brookline niggas is alright, some are complete dickheads. Mount Washington is bitch-town and gets beat by Beechview niggas

Ayo nigga I'm from Beechview cuz, fuck Mount Washington niggas.

by DXM420 September 24, 2009

Benchmarking

The systematic process of becoming no better than anyone else.

After all the benchmarking we have done, I think we can finally boast that we are an LCD company.

by scanner1 June 5, 2011

Work Bench

A bed; primarily used for sex with women.

I fucked Sue on my work bench.

by Motto March 4, 2004

benchmarks

Perfonmance Tests

This Computer's 3D Benchmarks Rules!

by Comando Gruya March 19, 2004

benches

similar to "bless you" but for coughing

*cough attack* "benches"

by fuckitfullsend March 28, 2020