Bed Trap

A system of causing a girl to default to sit/ lay in your bed by creating a bed room without any other comfortable seating options.

Person 1: Sara came over last night
Person 2: Word? Did you get any action?
Person 1: Yeah obviously dude, I bed trapped her.

by house_of_cards2 May 31, 2010

Bed-posting

The masturbatory act of propping oneself against a bedpost, couch, or bedside and rubbing the clothed penis against it repeatedly, in order to illicit an initial pleasure and an eventual intense, (or otherwise) ejaculation into the seams of the underpants. This, being usually an early form of conventional masturbation, does not at first neccesarily illicit ejeculation. Rather intense feelings of pleasure. Once sexual maturity is reached, and in the rare case the masturbator has not moved on to conventional masturbation, the ejaculation becomes a natural part of the bed-posting process. Most bed-posters move on to conventional masturbation before age 13, but in rare cases, continue well into their teens.

That girl was so hot, I had to go home and start bed-posting to her image.

by Sean of old July 31, 2010

Bed Rat

A Bed Rat is an insult used to tell someone they look like something close to a cockroach or bed bug, that they have wide eyes and overall look like an invasive type of rat.

"Tyler you look like a bed rat you fucking creep"

by f1zzys0d4 July 15, 2021

Bed Yoda

The act of back flipping during sex.

Oscar does Bed Yodas every night

by VinelSeason August 7, 2021

crapping the bed

Crapping the bed means to do so horribly bad on something such as a test. If you crapped the bed you didn't do good on a test

Aww man I crapped the bed on that math test

He sure crapped the bed on that test

So far im crapping the bed on this unit

by crooxtor January 31, 2014

bed table

A combination of banana and avocado

I'm gonna go eat some bed table

by me ofishal May 25, 2019

Jubeesh's Bed

A communal area for expats to gather on arrival to the Netherlands, wherein pictures are taken of the newly arrived expat in a "Paint me like French Girl" pose. It is mandatory that only underwear are worn to cover the nether regions and socks.

Lads... Last night I did a shoot in Jubeesh's bed.

by The Anonymous Defined June 8, 2019