Midnight Banana

Few know the true definition of the 'midnight banana' but thats probably because one does not truely exist... for this reason midnight banana has become a filler for any unknown or unnamed sexual acts in existence, midnight banana has both the least and the most meaning this world has ever seen.

When David passed out at the party, everyone gave him a midnight banana, the next morning his throat was sore.

by Legpouncer May 9, 2006

Put a banana in your ear

A very famous phrase and song used in the popular youtube video "Charlie the Unicorn 2". In the video two unicons come up to Charlie and they want him to come along with them to see the Banana King but of course Charlie doesn't want to go because the last time he followed these strange unicorns he lost his kidney. But for some reason he goes anyway. But near the end of the episode they find a strange slug with a santa hat on. The slug soon begins to sing the "Put a banna in your ear" song...

Charlie you look quite down
With your big sad eyes
And your big fat frown
The world doesn't have to be so gray
Charlie when your life's a mess
When your feeling blue
Or are in distress
I know what can wipe that sad away
All you have to do is
Put a banana in your ear (a banana in my ear?)
Put a ripe banana right into your favorite ear
It's true (says who?)
So true
Once it's in your gloom will disappear
The bad in the world is hard to hear
When in your ear a banana cheers
So go and put a banana in your ear
Put a banana in your ear (I'd rather keep my ear clear)
You will never be happy
If you live your life in fear
It's true! (says you)
So true!

When it's in the skies are bright and clear
Oh, every day of every year
The sun shines bright in this big blue sphere
So go and put a banana in your
Earrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

by Goldenfur productions August 6, 2011

bananagagger

A person who has the ability to eat a banana without breaking it's structural integrity.

To consume a banana whole.

Also: a derogatory term for one who performs fellatio

Don't be such a bananagagger.

You Bananagagging bitch!

by Ricerider and Set July 18, 2006

Banana's wasted

To describe a person of power getting severely intoxicated beyond comprehension.

Our manager was so drunk last night, he was banana's wasted and could barely walk.

by D&T August 28, 2007

Banana Slap-It

It is like punch buggie. but its on the beach.
When you see a person in a speedo, or banana hammock, you punch your friend.

Adding the "no punch back " phrase is optional.

Dude, fat dude in a speedo, "Banana Slap-It, no punch back!"

by Jeezy 117 May 27, 2009

banana's worm

The person who often like to eat bananas.

- Do you want to eat banana or apple?
- No, not apple! I'm the banana's worm for sure. Please, buy me 2 or 3.

by bananasworm September 1, 2010

Banana Handling

The way in which a person peels, holds, and eats a banana. The skill of Banana Handling speaks volumes about ones character. Skills in banana handling can often transfer into other aspects of life. Can be observed in any cafeteria or where ever people are consuming bananas.

e1.

Harrison: Yooo did you see that guy break his banana stem?
Kelsey: I hate it when that happens.

Harrison: somebuddy has to work on their banana handling.

e2
Nic: Bro, check out that girls Banana handling..
Damien: Wow.. I wonder what else she's good at......

by Heezy Ford April 19, 2011