Batesville

Batesville is a small city of about 6-8 thousand residents. It was founded in the mid 1800's by George Dunn and Joshua Bates who is believed to be the origin of the name. Batesville is geographically noted for being about half way between Cincinnati OH, Indianapolis IN, and Louisville KY. Batesville is known for having one of the largest casket making companies in the world, Batesville Casket, it has also for decades housed the headquarters for Hill-Rom. Batesville was built near forests of Locust Trees which are known for their durable, hard, non-rotting wood. Batesville is known for having a close knit community. The crime rate is a very small percentage thanks to the community work done by the local churches and residents. Batesville is a Catholic city with a Baptist church, a couple Luthern, a couple non-denominational Christian, a Methodist, and a few other little churches. Life in Batesville is nice it's not touristy but if you like small city's you'll love Batesville. With several city parks a library a public pool a YMCA, restaurants in many places, an award winning Highschool for academics how could you not? It's a nice calm place to settle down.

I think that Hill-Rom hospital bed was made in Batesville!

by Dracoe January 29, 2012

Around the World in 80 Babes

Banging various chicks in various countries all over the world. Must bang a chick in key parts of the world including, but not limited to, America, Germany, Egypt, China, England, Greece, Italy, Japan, Australia, Ghana, Madagascar, and most importantly, Mexico.

Mahied: I just went around the world in 80 babes
Ashley: Fuck you

by Rita Malek August 5, 2008

stoned to the bajesus

being high beyond recognition

i smoked so much last night i was stoned to the bejesus

by 2fiver October 5, 2003

Batesy

An aggressive chronic condition resulting in an extreme allergic reaction to alcohol. Symptoms include round dodging, compulsive lying about the previous nights alcohol consumption, and a completely hangover free existence.

"God I feel awful after last night, how do you feel?"

"absolutely fine you know I cant booze, I'm batesy"

by ganzilla August 10, 2014

Babesauce

Something you call a friend. Try not analize the word, you'll get grossed out.

Mariah gets so mad when I call her babesauce, even though she's my bestfriend. She thinks of it as a girl having her period on a baby.

by Olivia Sylvester February 23, 2009

Four Bases

French. Feel. Finger. Fuck.

Guy 1: Dude, we totally hit all four bases in our relationship.
Guy 2: Niiiiice.

by ezasaurus December 14, 2011

Bareskin Gel

Bareskin Gel is a silky smooth sexual lubricant that when applied to the genitals before & during sex provides more stimulating moisturization & is a masturbation aid. Bareskin Gel is a light gel that closely matches the body's own natural fluids.

Leave the Bareskin Gel on top of the night stand & not in the drawer so there will be no fumbling for it during a heated session of make-up sex.

by barecat December 10, 2011