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First batch

1. Alfa-female, bitch in charge.

2. One of those who came there first.
1. Girls, listen to me carefully, I'm the first batch here.
2. Hey, newby, don't ask silly questions. Look how I do it. I'm the first batch in this company.
by Murdoc Kylburne July 3, 2019
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Chad Batched

Play every battle in a game the same way (win or lose) regardless of the opponent.
I just watched Chaz, Chad Batched Rom's GAC match
by Kenzo_Representative February 6, 2022
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BATCH

A chunky, lumpy, brontosaurus looking broad that claims to be a bad bitch. A batch is usually a bitch who looks like a batch of bitches stuffed into one big bitch. When a bunch of bitches huddle behind a camera to take a selfie, they are considered a batch.
John Smith: Dude what the fuck happened to your sofa?

Professor Cos: I had this batch on my sofa last night and she got hungry and ate a piece of the cushion.

John Smith: Holy shit, this is why I never allow pets in my house.

Professor Cos: I never had any pets over. I'm talking about the fat bitch who lives upstairs.

John Smith: Be careful Cos! A batch will eat anything that isn't tied down.

Professor Cos: Wait, what was that noise??

John Smith: Bro, there's a crack in your ceiling!!

"CREAK"...... "CRASH"......... "BANG"

Professor Cos: Holy Smokes!

John Smith: I think she's dead dude.

Professor Cos: Feed her Some Sofa.

John Smith: This is one heavy batch. I think she's gonna need like 3 sofas.
by Professor Cos December 4, 2015
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Batch Cranker

Someone who masturbates or pulls out during sex and ejaculates on someone or something.
I became a batch cranker last night when I pulled out during sex and blasted a load on her face!
by BW68 March 13, 2024
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Batch

During Destroy Dick December, you have to mix a batch.
Mix a batch?
Yeah, you need to ejaculate every day, per the calender day.
by SimSanSon January 24, 2021
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Batch

A portmanteau of "Bitch" and "Bastard."
"Teddy is such a batch!"
by TheDictionaryMan123 February 16, 2023
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Batched out

Someone who is permanently fried, burnt out from excessive methamphetamine use.
She's so batched out she can't even walk.
by Perma- failed October 16, 2021
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