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GIRL1:Wooaaahh how ugly does she look?
GIRL2:Worse than a batch of crap!
by guesswhhhoo?? December 17, 2008
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BATCH

A chunky, lumpy, brontosaurus looking broad that claims to be a bad bitch. A batch is usually a bitch who looks like a batch of bitches stuffed into one big bitch. When a bunch of bitches huddle behind a camera to take a selfie, they are considered a batch.
John Smith: Dude what the fuck happened to your sofa?

Professor Cos: I had this batch on my sofa last night and she got hungry and ate a piece of the cushion.

John Smith: Holy shit, this is why I never allow pets in my house.

Professor Cos: I never had any pets over. I'm talking about the fat bitch who lives upstairs.

John Smith: Be careful Cos! A batch will eat anything that isn't tied down.

Professor Cos: Wait, what was that noise??

John Smith: Bro, there's a crack in your ceiling!!

"CREAK"...... "CRASH"......... "BANG"

Professor Cos: Holy Smokes!

John Smith: I think she's dead dude.

Professor Cos: Feed her Some Sofa.

John Smith: This is one heavy batch. I think she's gonna need like 3 sofas.
by Professor Cos December 4, 2015
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Hunter Bad Batch

Hunter Bad Batch refers to the main character of the Lucasfilm Animation show, Star Wars: The Bad Batch. Hunter, CT-9901, is a clone sergeant in the Grand Army of the Republic (GAR) during the Clone War.

He is known for his enhanced senses, precision with a blade, iconic red bandana, and the devotion to his squad (Clone Force 99), alongside his tiny, slutty, waist.
Person 1: Hunter Bad Batch is my favourite character, he is so handsome and smart and being a dilf just makes him so much hotter!

Person 2: his massive chest is so beautiful i hope we get a scene of him in the shower too.
by hunterscyarika August 11, 2024
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Batch

Chris: yo give me some batch
Jordan: no get ouuuut
by In the coop March 25, 2022
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Batch Cranker

Someone who masturbates or pulls out during sex and ejaculates on someone or something.
I became a batch cranker last night when I pulled out during sex and blasted a load on her face!
by BW68 March 13, 2024
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Batch

During Destroy Dick December, you have to mix a batch.
Mix a batch?
Yeah, you need to ejaculate every day, per the calender day.
by SimSanSon January 24, 2021
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Batch

Batch- a definition make by Makayla a child of god so you don’t have to say the b word
Omg you batch.
by Makaylagurl August 5, 2021
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