Master baiter

On an internet forum, a master baiter is someone who is an expert at starting ''bait threads'', meaning threads that aim to provoke quick responses and arouse emotions in people. Usually this means that the thread topic itself is part of the bait.

John Doe is a master baiter, because he likes to start bait threads that provoke shitloads of reactions from people. His most recent bait thread was called ''Monsanto is not all that bad''.

by Aliases May 19, 2013

Baritone Horn

The most glorious instrument in the band. This is similar to the sound of a trombone, but looks more like a tuba. Most people do not know of the instrument that people with the largest of penises play.

Man that baritone horn player must be pretty horny

by Turtletoottoot September 2, 2014

baithen

GAY

ayy my name is baithen and im gay

by FannyFlamboFingeredByASpaceDol January 2, 2017

Woddy-baiting

n. Free for all persecution of a friend for drunken entertainment and humour.

Pete: That was some Woddy-baiting last night!
Chris: Yep, but in my opinion the twat deserved it!

by Lardytugboat September 17, 2008

fail bait

1.) A person...(most likely a female) who is bound to get u into a fucked up situation

2.) A girl (under 21) who gets drunk and can't handle her alcohol

ie
Rudy:"So i heard u were chillen w/ SmAshely las night."

Foote:"yeh she fucken projectile vomited all over me cuz!"

Rudy:"Dude that chicks total fucken Fail Bait....what'd u think was gonna happen?"

by EastCoast Kody May 8, 2009

Pooch Bait

An ugly girl - A girl so ugly she needs a pork chop dangling around her neck to attract even a dog.

"Man, look at that girl, she's pooch bait"

"I need to protect my rep, I won't date pooch bait even if I'm wasted"

by Joshko Dohan May 23, 2009

perch bait

when you have a big mole that cannot be covered by a swimsuit and small perch nibble at it while you swim in a lake

oh crap this swimsuit does not cover my mole perfect perch bait great looks like i will be catching fish all day.

by SexyTexan January 12, 2012