banter machine

A device for combatting Negative Banter, and capable stopping a Bantex in its tracks. It can create banter from nothing simply by existing, thus enlivening otherwise dull conversations and events.

The original (and arguably best) Banter Machine is a large megaphone, with a REALLY annoying siren.

by TourC*nt May 9, 2005

Banterless

A person who lacks any form of banter, usually found in most girls.

Person A: that kid is banterless.

Person B and C: agreed.

by ganzzz April 19, 2010

Banter FC

Usually a word to describe a team that is in their downfall era.

Hey Alex how are Man United doing?

They are absolutely terrible and Ole needs to get sacked.
They are banter fc tbf what do you expect lmao.

by Deathy November 7, 2021

banter shag

sexual intercourse with an individual mainly for the amusing anecdote (i.e. a shag for the banter)

-Why did you shag that last night? It looked like an umpa lumpa?

-Not many people can say they've shagged an umpa lumpa, can they?

-That's true. I guess it was a good banter shag.

by gggigggi September 21, 2009

bantah

the 'rah' banter. often pronounced as above. not like banter of the non-privately educated.

often associated with activities on gap years

rah 1:'we shall have so much bantah when we go on our gap yah'

rah 2: 'yah'

by iamnotafool May 12, 2011

Banter Boomerang

cumming in your pants and then spinning them around your head and throwing them at a girl just like a boomerang, if you hit your target with devastating effect then you must take up your bantlers and shout LIKE.

Big jugs-"oh my god did you just jizz in your pants"
Tyson-"yeah i did and you better prepare for the banter boomerang"
Big jugs-"what?!, ouch that hit me with so much force the jizz has covered my whole face!"
Tyson" LIKE!"

by KingKir August 1, 2011

Cringey Flirty Banter

A term used for flirting over public text that induces vomit to others. Cringey Flirty Banter is used by both sexes when they think they are being sweet or romantic, yet to an outsider it's purely sickening. Various types of CFB can be defined to a particular offenders initials.

'Kristy RC has had the best weekend ever thanks to her extra special friends, you know who you are, love ya' - defined as Classic Kristy RC Cringey Flirty Banter (KRCCFB)

'can't wait to snuggle up to you my airy, fairy beary, you silly sausage, paw paw, wuv woo snuggle monster' - HB Cringey Flirty Banter (HBCFB)

'I think I've got to dump this guy, he's just used some shocking Cringey Flirty Banter in his text'.

by Shelley and Kim May 28, 2008