A Michael Bay (named after the film director/producer) is a term used to describe a solid excretion that starts off pleasant but continues for so long that it causes the excreter to lose interest, or in some cases, physical pain, essentially like sitting through a Michael Bay film or Michael Bay marathon, you're feeling good about the first ten minutes or so but then you slowly lose interest and/or it physically hurts to carry on.
"I'm off to the loo"
"I hope it's not a Michael Bay."
"You were gone a while."
"Yeah, it turned out to be a Michael Bay, one of the most painful half hours of my life"
"I hope it's not a Michael Bay."
"You were gone a while."
"Yeah, it turned out to be a Michael Bay, one of the most painful half hours of my life"
by ChrisNix91 May 8, 2014
Get the Michael Baymug. A neighborhood in south Brooklyn that was used to be known for great restarants. Now it is known for over priced condos and Russians.
by The Urbanette February 26, 2009
Get the Sheepshead Baymug. by 2peace September 10, 2007
Get the Bay Pointmug. The most thuggest easterly town of Australia where sweaty tourist's and bogan's come and think they think they own the place and leave confused to why they have three teeth, a black eye and six broken ribs.
E.g 1
Tyrone: Oi cuz lets go to Byron Bay and fuck shit up ay
Jase: Nar brew last time I went I got my cunt kicked in for
punching some shelia in the face, I didn't know anyone would care, we do it here all the time cunt
Tyrone: Yeah I bashed my mum last night brew
Jase: Fuck yeah cunt
E.g 2
Shnappy: Lets throw our kebabs at locals! You only go to Byron Bay once a year and slowy gather more of a shneeepkers to come over and drink beer in le top perk
Jamir: Ok on the count of trois, un, deux, trois, nice shot but why are they coming up to us?
Shnappy: Arrrgh they are kicking in my shneider
Tyrone: Oi cuz lets go to Byron Bay and fuck shit up ay
Jase: Nar brew last time I went I got my cunt kicked in for
punching some shelia in the face, I didn't know anyone would care, we do it here all the time cunt
Tyrone: Yeah I bashed my mum last night brew
Jase: Fuck yeah cunt
E.g 2
Shnappy: Lets throw our kebabs at locals! You only go to Byron Bay once a year and slowy gather more of a shneeepkers to come over and drink beer in le top perk
Jamir: Ok on the count of trois, un, deux, trois, nice shot but why are they coming up to us?
Shnappy: Arrrgh they are kicking in my shneider
by Shneiderr July 1, 2010
Get the Byron Baymug. by Wassup April 18, 2003
Get the chi baimug. by Eowyn101 January 19, 2014
Get the constance baymug. The pirates bay is an online file-sharing website. This site is used to download almost every single thing you can imagine, songs, programs, porn the list goes on and on... Many people have tried to site this site down with unsuccessful results. The domain name of the site changes a lot.
person one: Ah man adobe Photoshop is too expensive i cant afford it.
person two: Have you never heard of the pirates bay you can get that shit for free.
person two: Have you never heard of the pirates bay you can get that shit for free.
by GeOfFfFfFfF May 7, 2018
Get the pirates baymug.