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backseat bullshit

A fear someone has that another person makes fun of because they think it's stupid, thinks the person is a crybaby, or thinks is funny.
Ross: is the fire gonna get bigger? *backs up from campfire*

Rob: look at you, with your backseat bullshit.

Ross: *pushes*
by aria k! March 8, 2022
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Backseat Drawing

Similar to Backseat Gaming, it is the act of watching someone draw and constantly making unprompted suggestions and corrections.
Somebody - How about you make those eyes yellow?
Artist - Please stop Backseat Drawing. I'm drawing for me, not for you.
by RobTheRobot July 11, 2022
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Backseat Vet

Vet as in veterinarian, not veteran. These are the people you see in comment sections across social media under videos of animals. They will claim whatever activity the animal is doing in the video is harmful to said animal, ruining the fun for everyone. They have no actual veterinary experience or expertise, and they often just parrot poorly-cited articles they just Googled to make their comment.
"Here's a video of my ferret eating steak!"
"UMMM ACTUALLY FERRETS NEED TO EAT WHITE MEAT ONLY. THAT'S BAD FOR THEM. YOU'RE ABUSING HER."
"Wow, someone's being a backseat vet. Actually, any raw meat is fine for ferrets to eat. I've owned ferrets for 20 years, you don't know what you're talking about."
by Takuro December 26, 2022
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Backseat hoppin

You backseat hoppin, You be talkin like a bitch, you look gay you need to stop it
by One singular Indian July 12, 2023
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pp poopoo in the backseat uhuh

person 1: pp poopoo in the backseat uhuh?
person 2: 🍑🍆
by fer3awn May 12, 2021
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in the backseat

a very nice place to have sexual intimacy with your sucnificant other.. or a whore. your choice
whore: oohhh bobbby i want you sooo bad!
bobby: in the backseat?!?
whore: hellzzz yess! lets get fun-kayyy then!
by jjaaaaahhhiiillliananan October 23, 2008
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Backseat spelling

Someone who always corrects your spelling on MSN or some other IM program.
User 1: That bich is fly.

User 2: Bitch*

User 1: Quit backseat spelling asshole.
by Platinum Bullet January 2, 2009
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