Not my baby baby

A baby that is not yours, but that you repeatedly have to tell people is not your baby because your ex girlfriend got pregnant by another guy so shortly after you broke up that everyone assumes it’s your bastard spawn no matter how many times you tell them it’s not.

I’m about to go on Maury and take a paternity test just to prove my ex’s new baby is a not my baby baby.

by arnie123 June 8, 2018

Babies

Another word for awesome or crazy, in a good way.

"That Skrillex show was babies!"
"Your new jacket is absolutely babies!"

by mattyjoe December 31, 2011

Baby

what happens if you don't use contraception

Liz: *giving birth* ARGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Will: sigh. shouldn't have thrown away that shiny condom
Liz: MOTHERFUCKING BABY!!!!!! ARRGHHHHHHHH

by Lax4lifee August 19, 2011

baby

Its whats for dinner;the other white meat

I eat a baby!

by your mamma March 5, 2003

Babies

The tragic punishment that god has "blessed" us with after we have long hard sex.

We just made babies and now we are gonna get raped.

by Spaceghost January 20, 2004

Baby

An outrageously expensive blob of flesh that is completely helpless for eighteen straight years.

A baby is anything considered human and has not celebrated their eighteenth birthday yet.

by uiaGrfgeg08tyw09thpohsioh February 4, 2010

A baby

Everyone's worst nightmare

I had a terrible nightmare where a baby was crying.

by Twig Twig August 30, 2020