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business slutty

It is a certain type of dress code in modern offices. People who adhere to such a dress code usually dress in business wear but it is either revealing, tight or otherwise borderline inappropriate. Note that this is not limited to women; men who decide to put on super-tight button-down shirts and pants can also be listed in this category.
"Mary is totally dressed business slutty; look at her hemline", said Mark who is wearing a super tight shirt that has buttons which seem to be a wrong move away from flying off.
by Plowenstein March 1, 2014
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Business Suavie

One who possesses business savvy and is also a "suave" smooth operator. One who combines a suave demeanor with business savvy.
Brett Micheals is business suavie. It is apparent by the way he handles his bidniz on this years, Celebrity Apprentice.
by Twilight twerd May 1, 2010
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business before pleasure

There's a time for being serious and a time for being fun.
While wanting to go to a party but still having homework, Chloe's parents said "business before pleasure."
by Business is pleasure December 9, 2015
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Business Party

A party in which several Business Majors get together to indulge in what is normally called a "LAN party" but without the LAN portion. They all load up "Excel" and smash their respective foreheads into their keyboards while proclaiming "LAWL!" at the top of their lungs. This is also known as a "capstone project" to the Dean of Business in many colleges.
Lawl Bizness 1: Liek u wan go 2 a Business Party?!

Lawl Bizness 2: I am alredy at 1, LOL! *smashes face into keyboard as Excel finishes loading*
by hexwolf December 29, 2007
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Business Lane

The left-most lane on a highway. Designated for those who drive at least 10-15 mph over the speed limit. Lane is usually reserved for those who drive for purpose, know where they are doing, and refuse to drive slow.
Whenever I'm on I-95 I'm usually doing 90 mph in the business lane.
I'm really getting tired of these idiots driving in the business lane. Don't they know I'm trying to get somewhere?
by S.C. Branca January 3, 2008
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Business Shit

The act of dressing up in a suit especially to take a shit and the feeling of triumph and superiority over your blue collar counterparts in doing so.

There are two requirements that need meeting for your shit to be classed as a business shit: the first is that you must not be wearing a suit to begin with; at the first sign of urgency you should rush to the wardrobe and suit up. And the second is that the suit must consist of a jacket, trousers, smart shoes and a shirt and tie.

Points are awarded on urgency, details of the outfit (suspenders, cravate, tophat, bluetooth, briefcase, umbrella etc) and extracurricular activites (conference calling, checking the FTSE, smoking a cigar, reading the financial times etc)
I was having the greatest business shit today I could have stayed in there all afternoon but time is money so I was outa there in a timely fashion
by skeebe03 October 21, 2011
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business is business

meaning certain acts necessitate the involvement of financial exchange rather than being done as a favour. Also used as an excuse for unscrupulous acts of financial gain. Popular with City Boys in London, and Essex
Hornchurch lad ripping off good folk for a quick make..."Business is Business"
by cw325i October 19, 2010
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