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burrito baby

The after-affects of eating a large burrito from Chipotle or Q'doba. The burrito is so heavy that it forms a large lump in your stomach that you feel, and sometimes, see.
Dude 1: "Hey dude, want to grab dinner?"
Dude 2: "No way man, I ate at Q'doba for lunch and I STILL have a burrito baby"

OR

Girl 1: " OMG, i am so full!"
Girl 2: "I know, check it out, I have a burrito baby."
by Martin86 May 5, 2008
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Wreckless Burrito

1. A breakfast burrito gone rougue

2. A burrito eaten early in the morning that dissagrees with your body, and later in the day comes out your asshole screaming with fire.
1. My breakfast burrito threw my plate and juice on the ground and ran out the open window. It was a wreckless burrito.

2.
Guy 1: dude i had a burrito this morning and it just came out in the form of a liquid explosive.

Guy2: that was a wreckless burrito for sure yo.
by Gollywoggle October 26, 2011
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American Burrito

The process of puking into a soft tortilla
my friend was sick and made american burritos, they looked delicious!
by jmzizzle November 6, 2011
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bed burrito

Person wrapped up in the blanket in bed. This forms a delicious hot meaty inside wrapped in a fluffy outer blanket, called a bed burrito.
As always she was complaining about the cold, so I wrapped her into a bed burrito before I left.
by weangel November 24, 2013
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space burrito

Magic mushrooms wrapped inside a rainbow fruit rollup in order to be consumed.
Tyler and I just ate some space burritos, see you on the other side.
by hotsource November 2, 2014
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Zesty Cheeto Burrito

It's when you are eating cheetos and you get all of the fake cheese substance on your fingers. Then you start to jerk it with your cheesy fingers. Once you sploog everywhere, you rub those cheesy fingers in the puddle of cum then you proceed to suck the cheesy cum off of your fingers.
I just did the zesty cheeto burrito last night and my hands still smell like cum and fake cheese
by Dwhitts1683 March 21, 2017
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William S. Burroughs

1. (n) The name for that old, usually trench coated man at a party who has seemingly snuck in off the streets and stands in the background silently the whole time.

2. Original 1950's and 60's "Beat" era/generation writer, William Seward Burroughs is best known for the books Naked Lunch, Junkie, Queer and many others. Along with Allen Ginsberg and Jack Kerouac, Burroughs helped move forward the literary movement of poetry and prose using and inventing techniques such as the Cut-Up and run-on stream of consciousness automatic writing. Burroughs is best known for vivid depictions of drug use, convoluted realities, surgeries, diseases, encyclopedic facts on any topic, sex scenes and shady characters such as the famous Dr. Benway who exist in corrupted and satiric versions of modern life. Burroughs was one of the first writers to report from the underworld of 40's and 50's America and Mexico, writing openly about his homosexuality, addiction to opiates and crime among other observations and experiences.
Randy: "dude, does anyone here know that guy in the corner with the trenchcoat chain smoking? he just appeared all the sudden looking like he's going to open fire at any moment"
Frank: "I don't know man, he's just the William S. Burroughs of the party. Maybe we can score some Benzedrine off him later"
by pynchuun May 20, 2013
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