Turd Burglar

A diehard Go Green, recycling, Food Reconstitution Mainiac that consumes feces

If you don't stop eating shit, they're gonna put you in Atascadero State Hospital ya fuckin' turd burglar!

by Doctor Bunghole August 27, 2008

Time Burglar

Someone who is chronically late to the point of stealing time from you.

Me: 'Where is Sandy? He's 15 minutes late!'
You: 'I don't know why we wait for him. He's such a time burglar!'

by Olap May 16, 2013

burglar technique

to dip a pennis in black paint and then intrusively have anal sex through the "back door", anus, of a person

Last night, a man was caught using an agressive burglar technique to rape a young female in the buttocks.

by kyle hebbs March 30, 2006

turd burglar

The Annoying Biznatch from McDonalds.

That fuggen Turd Burglar, he's burglaring my turds, murg burg turd burglar.

by Bee Aych Bee April 26, 2003

turd burglar

Turd Burgler is an individual that repeatedly steals peoples tireds with his PENIS.

OI stupid, horrible head, stop stealing his turd, you turd burgler!!!1

by Jeremy December 05, 2002

turd burglar

of one who burgles others waste out of toilets...aka steals poop and deposits it inside his wastecarrier diguised a camera. Another word for loser.

shut up you turd burglar

by bob scratchitt April 10, 2006

turd burglar

a bald man, whom dwells in your lavatory and will steal your excrement

that scary man on the spice girls movie is such a turd burglar

by gomper November 24, 2006