turd burglar

a bald man, whom dwells in your lavatory and will steal your excrement
that scary man on the spice girls movie is such a turd burglar
by gomper November 24, 2006
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April 20th

April 20th is national “show your boyfriend your boobs” day
BF - “show me your boobs!”
Gf- “why??”
BF- “look at the day!”
Gf- “April 20th?? Fine!”
by gomper April 20, 2024
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