nutty boxers

when you were boxers for 3 days then they get sweaty and nutty.

hey kyle i swear your nutty boxers were a we bit nutty the other day

by Daniel shaw May 20, 2008

boxers

Best underwear ever. Like government, underwear's sole purpose sould be to protect the people without taking away too much of their freedom. Boxers serve this purpose greatly. They prevent the chafin of the genitals while letiing the balls go free.

Look better on women than men? Not really. Well, I guess they do, because women are women and men are men and I'm not attratced to men, so yeah. As for them being the only type of men's underwear that look better on women than men, hell no. Of course, it would be disturbing to see a chick in boxer briefs with the crotch holder hanging out, but I'd much rather see a chick in men's briefs than boxers.

Boxers seperate the men from the boys.

by oh shit i'm dead January 29, 2005

Boxerbater

A person who is an avid user of an xbox 360 and seems to be able to buy any game when it comes out, despite the fact that they usually never have any money
The action of a boxerbator is to: Boxerbate

Guy One: Oh yeah I got Dead rising 2 and Halo: Reach
Guy Two: Wow your such a boxerbater

by DanteNero October 8, 2010

boxer gays

Guys whose favorite pastime is strolling around in boxers,or boxer shorts. Strolling around in boxers has a way of making a fellow look gay,hence the term.

Jake and Dwayne are quite the boxer gays;they have made a number of videos of themselves in boxers,including "Boxer gaysJake and Dwayne-the microphone," "Boxer gaysJake and Dwayne-the snowman,"and "Boxer gaysJake and Dwayne with wild hair,the microphone and the snowman." This duo really are quite the boxer gays!

by JMC70 December 15, 2016

Backup Boxers

Underwear one resorts to wearing only when in desperate need of doing laundry. Though these undergarments may be ugly, fit weirdly, or have holes, one has chosen not to throw them out just so they can serve this purpose. Such undergarments may be deemed unwearable for a regular day, but are still one step above re-wearing dirty underwear, allowing the user to postpone doing his laundry for one more day.

Guy 1: What the hell man... why are you wearing olive green boxers with a hole in the crotch?

Guy 2: They're backup boxers... I wasn't paying attention to how much underwear I had left and I ran out of good pairs.

by Captain-Underpants April 27, 2010

boxer sex

When a man's penis inadvertently slips in and out of the convenient slit in front of his boxers, typically during a rigorous physical activity.

There wasn't much he could do about the boxer sex he was having during his basketball game.

by King Freezy May 27, 2010

Boxers

The best and coolest type of underwear. worn by both women and men. The only bad thing about them is they don't hide boners. They are the best to wear in a boys locker room, because they are cool. they come in many styles and colors. They are loose fitting, short shorts worn underneath pants. they are made of either soft cotton or a scratchy material and have elastic in the waistband only. They are the only underwear to sag in.

In the locker room at my school boys get pantsed and wegies all the time. The ones who get pantsed and have boxers on are left alone after. The ones with other underwear are given wedgies.

by anjamin April 24, 2009