Dream Boat

A person whom you believe is perfect in every way.

Sarah- Michelle what are you staring at?!
Michelle- Oh my god, Anthony is such a dream boat. I would do anything to get in bed with that man.
Sarah- /sigh, I don't know what you see in him.

by Icniv Ocram August 28, 2008

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invisible boat mobile

The vehicle in which Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy drive in the Nick show, Spongebob SquarePants.

Barnacle Boy: Aw, tarter sauce. Where did we park the invisible boat mobile?
Mermaid Man: Right over here, I though...
Barnacle Boy: Nope, I can't find- *BAM* ...found it.
Mermaid Man: You walked into it again, didn't you?
Barnacle Boy: *grumble.*

by SmalLiberty June 24, 2008

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Boatism

In the end, everyone will die and fade away. Because of this, we are all in the same boat. Boatism encourages the spread of kindness because we're all in this together.

He practices Boatism and searches for meaning along with all his other boat companions.

by Notreallymillardfillmore January 31, 2018

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nice boat

1) n. A really sweet ship. It can be used for sailing, but is much more likely to just be put on display.

2) v. To cancel or replace an episode of a program due to a near-immediate local or national tragedy. Said program will likely be infamous for excessive violence and/or sexual activity. Originates from the anime series "School Days", when the final episode was pulled from televisions across Japan after a girl murdered her parents with an axe. The broadcast was replaced with relaxing still images, including one of a ship on a river with the words "Nice Boat" superimposed over it.

1) Hey, Jimmy! That's a nice boat you got there. Can I sail in it?

2) Damn...I was looking forward to watching Higurashi today, but the networks Nice Boated the whole thing.

by WillyFourEyes December 16, 2008

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