boils my beans: Something that REALLY pisses you the fuck off, but is not really important in any respect.
"gosh, it really boiled my beans when I had to wait 3 minutes for my food at taco bell."
"gosh, it really boiled my beans when I had to wait 3 minutes for my food at taco bell."
by Boiled Beans October 08, 2018
When a woman inserts a live lobster's tail into her vagina, and then begins running a lighter along the protruding limbs/face. The pain inflicted on the lobster results in panicked convulsions and the woman experiences multiple, intense orgasms.
by LobsterFan69420 May 09, 2021
I had to observe water boil yesterday. I was watching water boil for a solid ten minutes because I said something stupid about how it boils.
by Iamthegodofpremoves February 18, 2023
A way to make fun of the name brand Chef Boyardee. Chef boiled tea can make anything from burnt toast to tasty tea
by thevogue December 27, 2016
by Therealfajita March 22, 2017
Pap Pap Boil is originally from a text on a family group chat while on a cruise.
Francis the OG woke up and his Boil popped. Luckily he survived the minor inconvenience. Him and his wife are survivors from the dreadful 10 day cruise crisis.
Francis the OG woke up and his Boil popped. Luckily he survived the minor inconvenience. Him and his wife are survivors from the dreadful 10 day cruise crisis.
Pickles: WE NEED BANDAIDS!!!!
GiGi: Ok I have some. Why do you need them?
Pickles: Pap Pap Boil
Everybody: HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
GiGi: Ok I have some. Why do you need them?
Pickles: Pap Pap Boil
Everybody: HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
by Stuffeys March 25, 2018
When you dip your nut sack in magic shell chocolate syrup and then she taps the boys with a spoon to reveal a tasty treat.
by The lonely tanker January 03, 2019