boils my beans

Something minute that angers you extremely badly, but is no big deal.
boils my beans: Something that REALLY pisses you the fuck off, but is not really important in any respect.

"gosh, it really boiled my beans when I had to wait 3 minutes for my food at taco bell."
by Boiled Beans October 08, 2018
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Chicago Lobster Boil

When a woman inserts a live lobster's tail into her vagina, and then begins running a lighter along the protruding limbs/face. The pain inflicted on the lobster results in panicked convulsions and the woman experiences multiple, intense orgasms.
"Bitch, why you got a lobster in yo pussy!?"

"It's called a Chicago Lobster Boil, it feels amazing!"
by LobsterFan69420 May 09, 2021
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Watching water boil

A punishment given to a person for saying something very stupid.
I had to observe water boil yesterday. I was watching water boil for a solid ten minutes because I said something stupid about how it boils.
by Iamthegodofpremoves February 18, 2023
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chef boiled tea

A way to make fun of the name brand Chef Boyardee. Chef boiled tea can make anything from burnt toast to tasty tea
"Look, I'm the next chef boiled tea"
by thevogue December 27, 2016
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boiled rugby cleat

When you look 30 or 40 years older than you actually are with wrinkles, baggy eyes etc.
"Damn, that nigga look like a boiled rugby cleat"
by Therealfajita March 22, 2017
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Pap Pap Boil

Pap Pap Boil is originally from a text on a family group chat while on a cruise.
Francis the OG woke up and his Boil popped. Luckily he survived the minor inconvenience. Him and his wife are survivors from the dreadful 10 day cruise crisis.
Pickles: WE NEED BANDAIDS!!!!
GiGi: Ok I have some. Why do you need them?
Pickles: Pap Pap Boil
Everybody: HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
by Stuffeys March 25, 2018
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soft boiled egg

When you dip your nut sack in magic shell chocolate syrup and then she taps the boys with a spoon to reveal a tasty treat.
"Oh last night?, just enjoyed a nice soft boiled egg with the misses".
by The lonely tanker January 03, 2019
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