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Boat Check

What greazy, chicken eating, malt-liquor drinking, unemployed niggers get every month - usually on the first of the month. By the way, niggers say "mumph" instead of "month". Usually used to gamble at riverboat casinos such as the Majestic Star Casino in Gary, the Trump Casino in Gary, or the Beanblossom in Watts.
"Muthafucka, what iz you doin' tonight"

"Aw hell, nigga, you know it be da first of da mumph. I'm fin' to git my boat check on, denz I'm gonna gitz my chicken on, denz my Fuchs on!"

BLAUGH!
by Lamont Alouysius Hari November 11, 2004
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boat candy

a girl whos only purpose for being on the boat is to be hot and attract attention. the girl is normally hot and petite. skimpy bikini, trucker hat, beads, tattoos, and pasties are all optional and add to the hotness, but dancing on the back of the boat and occasionally flashing the public are required
o so she is going to be our boat candy
by pen15spellspenis July 12, 2011
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boat o'clock

Its boat o'clock; i'm so glad were on this schooner!
by Banana Pooer times a thousand January 19, 2004
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Boat Poon

When visiting a riverboat casino and there happen to be slutty looking girls hanging around the entrance. They are near the boat - they will sell their poon. Hence the name - Boat Poon.
(Walking to the boat)

Ben: Hey look at those girls?

Clay: Yep, Boat Poon!
by Nick A Brown May 7, 2008
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Boat hold

A large compartment on a boat designed to hold other boats, jet skis, or other aquatic vehicles.
Let me check my boat hold to see if I have a smaller boat that is more to your liking.
by Erilict April 9, 2010
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Boat Bitch

1. The person, usually male, who is responsible for getting the boat out of storage, gassing it up, prepping it with all the toys, music etc. Then putting it in the water cleaning it afterward and taking it back to storage. Due to the stress of the responsibility he may seem bitchy or grouchy.
2. The guest on your boat who brags about how his other friends boats is bigger, better, faster, more toys, better sound system. He/she can't just enjoy the moment but constantly bitches,complains,brags.
1. If I am getting the boat you better have ready all the food, drinks, towels, and whoever is going on the boat here on time and be ready, I'm not your boat bitch!

2. My other friend has a boat like yours but its bigger and faster. He also has these cool toys and his system
by Sacramento Ron August 25, 2013
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Boat hoe

Teenage girl who goes on cruises for the sole purpose of fucking. But they no class so it's usually on a bench or some shit. The equivilent of sleeping with a sex doll
Matthew: hey I lost virginity to a boat hoe

Chris: shut up Matthew that's the 15th time you've told me.
by ThottiePatrol69 February 28, 2018
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