The Beta

The optimal method of doing something. It's the best possible plan/decision for the given situation; a good idea. It's the move.

Smuggling drinks into the movie theater is the beta.

"Damn Chris, these hot dogs really are the beta."

"Fuck bro, downing half a bottle of vodka the night before an exam was not the beta."

by dav32702 January 16, 2019

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Beta Douchebag

The all new kind of douchebag that's better than ever. These douchebags are the lazy kids that sit in the back of your Chemistry class doing nothing but be disruptive, laugh their asses off, and make seagull noises. These douchebags don't even get bitches! But guess what?! They don't give a fuck!

Person 1: Who are those funny guys wearing skinny jeans? It looks like they don't even have girls to hang out with.
Person 2: Oh, you mean the Beta Douchebags!!!

by BetaDouchebag111 May 9, 2012

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gamma phi beta

the best sorority, filled with gorgeous, chill girls who like to have a good time!

i cried because i didnt get a bid to gamma phi beta-the hottest sorority on campus!!

by gammaphiHOTTIE June 24, 2004

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Betancourt Effect

Seemingly mindless and uncontrollable event/movement/or person. Originated from the attention garnered by Ingrid Betancourt in 2008 despite the fact that she did nothing to deserve honors or such massive attention.

"They just gave Billy a car! He always got the Betancourt Effect because he was the first born"

The mild rumors that US beef had mad cow disease were under the Betancourt Effect when people started to violently protest in South Korea

by NOMASFARC August 5, 2008

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