drygs in a blanket

A sexual position in which a high school girl gives head to a college guy under the covers

Wanna go to my dorm and have some drygs in a blanket?

by Addison Choi February 15, 2010

Blanket shark

A blanket shark is formed when a man gets sexually excited and produces an erect penis while under blankets.

I could tell he liked my new crotchless panties by the size of his enormous blanket shark.

by Weaselbitch July 31, 2016

blanket law

when you have a body part hanging out from under the blanket leaving it free for the un-friendly demon dudes to completely rape it.

Dude 1:"Yo bro, I saw you breaking blanket law last night."
Dude 2:"That must be why I felt violated."

by UnderpaidRobloxStaff May 28, 2019

blanket gravy

When you fart but accidently have diarrhea in bed under the covers creating Blanket Gravy

My girlfriend accident had a blanket gravy moment in bed!

by Ashtray85 October 8, 2017

Blanket Blade

When you go on a all out porn binge and have no tissues so your blankets takes the shape of a prison shank.

The other day i walked in on my son masturbating and he was quickly on guard with his blanket blade, good thing i had one also otherwise I'd be a goner.

by Tantibus September 22, 2014

Pulling blankets

Stretching out a long piece of foreskin above and beyond the penis’ length.

She was pulling blankets right as he came and his juice was trapped inside, avoiding her lips.

by Bubbito October 18, 2019

blanket gropler

A person who stays under a blanket all day in his underwear, hiding from life, playing pocket pool in his pants.

Evan decided to be a blanket gropler after is girlfriend broke up with him.

by Evan the rapper August 28, 2017