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Mega Bed

noun) two beds pushed together in Hagerstown Hall to create one MegaBed when your roommate leaves you.
”Yo, Haley, were you sad when your roommate left unexpectedly? No, I created Mega Bed to fill the void."
by kerb-stirer November 21, 2019
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Bed Head

A nickname you use for people with horrible hair in the morning
Alexander woke up and saw that he had bedhead, so he used his bed head hair product to fix it.
by Em945 September 18, 2016
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Share a bed

To shack up. To move in. To live together. To co-habitate
by Kiwikid2 September 16, 2016
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bed table

by me ofishal May 25, 2019
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Jubeesh's Bed

A communal area for expats to gather on arrival to the Netherlands, wherein pictures are taken of the newly arrived expat in a "Paint me like French Girl" pose. It is mandatory that only underwear are worn to cover the nether regions and socks.
Lads... Last night I did a shoot in Jubeesh's bed.
by The Anonymous Defined June 8, 2019
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Bed Rat

A Bed Rat is an insult used to tell someone they look like something close to a cockroach or bed bug, that they have wide eyes and overall look like an invasive type of rat.
"Tyler you look like a bed rat you fucking creep"
by f1zzys0d4 July 15, 2021
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Bed-posting

The masturbatory act of propping oneself against a bedpost, couch, or bedside and rubbing the clothed penis against it repeatedly, in order to illicit an initial pleasure and an eventual intense, (or otherwise) ejaculation into the seams of the underpants. This, being usually an early form of conventional masturbation, does not at first neccesarily illicit ejeculation. Rather intense feelings of pleasure. Once sexual maturity is reached, and in the rare case the masturbator has not moved on to conventional masturbation, the ejaculation becomes a natural part of the bed-posting process. Most bed-posters move on to conventional masturbation before age 13, but in rare cases, continue well into their teens.
That girl was so hot, I had to go home and start bed-posting to her image.
by Sean of old July 31, 2010
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