AKA Sarah Palin, redneck hicktown mayor who became Alaska governor and now is a wannabe Vice Prez selection of John McCain. She criticizes Barack Obama for not being an in-bred, incestuous, goat fucking, moonshine-guzzling, trailerpark-dwelling,NASCAR-mongering, Confederate flag waving redneck hick, and for starting out as a community organizer on the mean streets of Southside Chicago.
As a Christian fundamentalist, who considers herself "morally superior" to liberals and who demonizes teen moms and pre-marital sex, she opposes sex education in public classrooms and has cut funding to a shelter for homeles pregnant teenage moms, even though her own teenage daughter Bristol is knocked up (and about to enter a shotgun wedding with the embryo's father), thereby earning Palin the title of Hypocrite of the Year, Every Year.
As a Christian fundamentalist, who considers herself "morally superior" to liberals and who demonizes teen moms and pre-marital sex, she opposes sex education in public classrooms and has cut funding to a shelter for homeles pregnant teenage moms, even though her own teenage daughter Bristol is knocked up (and about to enter a shotgun wedding with the embryo's father), thereby earning Palin the title of Hypocrite of the Year, Every Year.
"Did you hear Caribou Barbie talking trash about Obama and the liberals' lack of family values?"
"Yeah, what a hypocrite!"
"Yeah, what a hypocrite!"
by SpringHawk October 21, 2008
Get the Caribou Barbiemug. a plastic "fakey" looking girl, with a stereotypical bimbo look like Barbie has. A cheap, generic slut.
That chick is a total Barbie doll, she looks like a porn star wannabe, or a trailer park beauty queen.
by oleyshmoley October 18, 2009
Get the barbie dollmug. A tiny celeb...
Her real name is supposedly Barbara Paris.
The most annoying troll on Stickam.
She's weird and dumb but she thinks she's an Einstein relative.
Her real name is supposedly Barbara Paris.
The most annoying troll on Stickam.
She's weird and dumb but she thinks she's an Einstein relative.
Person 1: Who's Barbie Chaos?
Person 2: That girl is a master troll... or an absolute moron!
Example 2
Person 1: Barbie, my parents died :*(
Barbie Chaos: I like trees.
Person 2: That girl is a master troll... or an absolute moron!
Example 2
Person 1: Barbie, my parents died :*(
Barbie Chaos: I like trees.
by Peanuts&Almonds July 15, 2011
Get the Barbie Chaosmug. by Dreami February 21, 2018
Get the It’s me, Barbiemug. 1. An individual that always has to look their best no matter their environment and surroundings.
2. An extremely metrosexual male in a combat zone.
2. An extremely metrosexual male in a combat zone.
Dude1 "That man is such a tactical barbie. Just because he wears tight pants and pointy shoes doesn't mean he can't rock a gun!"
Dude2 "I know right!?"
Dude2 "I know right!?"
by Nom de Guerre January 23, 2014
Get the tactical barbiemug. 1. The breath a girl gets when she sucks some dick, poor hygene is indicated because the bitch didn’t brush her teeth or take a bloody pepper mint chewing gum after doing the do.
“Hey what were you doing last night”
“I was hanging out with ryan”
“You probably did some nasty shit, you got barbie breath on you”
“I was hanging out with ryan”
“You probably did some nasty shit, you got barbie breath on you”
by Idontknowfam42 September 12, 2021
Get the Barbie breathmug. A doll with an upturned nose which is consisting of a low almost flat bridge. There is always a greater demand for achieving this nose shape by patients although responsible plastic surgeons will not even give you one!
Patient: Doctor, I want to have a nose like a Barbie doll.
Doctor: What is it?
Patient: It's called a 'Barbie nose'. I want to have a small and upturned nose like Barbie.
Doctor: I'm so sorry I can't give you one because the nose shape itself will make your face disproportionate.
Doctor: What is it?
Patient: It's called a 'Barbie nose'. I want to have a small and upturned nose like Barbie.
Doctor: I'm so sorry I can't give you one because the nose shape itself will make your face disproportionate.
by kitkatkaties April 30, 2021
Get the Barbie Nosemug.