by VAKI5 May 9, 2005
Get the ball-park figure mug.The basketball player who:
a) never passes to anyone on his team and always tries to drive it to the hoop, unsuccessfully every time and:
b) the kid who is way overaggressive on the court and shoves/argues every call/gets a tad physical.
a) never passes to anyone on his team and always tries to drive it to the hoop, unsuccessfully every time and:
b) the kid who is way overaggressive on the court and shoves/argues every call/gets a tad physical.
Example 1
Referee (after watching him take 5 steps): travel
Ball Douche: What the f*ck is wrong with you the rules say you can take 2 d*mn steps after dribbling! I took two, you call a travel, and your mom is out in the bleachers crying from embarrassment because her adopted he/she whatever you are SUCKS!
Example 2
Player 1: (subtly boxes out Ball Douche)
Ball Douche: (throws right hook, jabs the player in the mouth, tackles him, steps on his nuts, breaks his ribs, stabs him with a homemade mini-spear through the arm, breaks his femur, dislocates players other arm from his shoulder, and puts peanut butter on his toes so they will be eaten by rabid squirrels wielding light sabers)
Referee (after watching him take 5 steps): travel
Ball Douche: What the f*ck is wrong with you the rules say you can take 2 d*mn steps after dribbling! I took two, you call a travel, and your mom is out in the bleachers crying from embarrassment because her adopted he/she whatever you are SUCKS!
Example 2
Player 1: (subtly boxes out Ball Douche)
Ball Douche: (throws right hook, jabs the player in the mouth, tackles him, steps on his nuts, breaks his ribs, stabs him with a homemade mini-spear through the arm, breaks his femur, dislocates players other arm from his shoulder, and puts peanut butter on his toes so they will be eaten by rabid squirrels wielding light sabers)
by JoeManX January 23, 2010
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by MisterChris May 19, 2010
Get the Ball Sack Road Rash mug.by cankernut December 17, 2008
Get the ball worship mug.ball sucker a person who preforms oral sexual act to a male by allowing him to insert his testicals in his or her mouth, Then repeadedly suck his testicals
man this club is pumping i heard these chicks are easy i hope we are able to find out which ones a ball sucker cause i need to get my nuts sucked
by J DALEY August 12, 2006
Get the ball sucker mug.A ball and socket occurs when one bro goes in for the fist and the reciprocating bro acts as if he is gona bump too, but instead grabs the bros fist and shakes in a pivoting motion making for an awkward moment. Thus the ball and socket has been created.
Bro 1: Fuck yea! (Goes for the fist bump)
Bro 2: (secretly going in for the bro move with alterior motives, and grabs the fist and shakes)
Bro 1: awe shit man the ol' Ball and Socket!
Bro 2: (secretly going in for the bro move with alterior motives, and grabs the fist and shakes)
Bro 1: awe shit man the ol' Ball and Socket!
by alaskan braj April 29, 2014
Get the ball and socket mug.Taken from the hit movie Dodgeball, many people use this term when playing basketball, tennis, or any other sport involving a ball. The coined term, ball me blazer, is just an easier way of saying give me the ball.
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