Born Again Masturbator

- A person who hasn't masturbated longer than three months.

- A person who decides to stop masturbating

- "Hey Bob, I haven't masturbated for like eight months, I'm a born again masturbator!"

- "I'm gonna become a born again masturbator for my wife cause she wants more time with my cock instead of me."

by JaeJeter February 13, 2009

born again stupid

Someone who is born with intelligence, receives an education and thinks logically, only to give up educated and intelligent thinking, logic and even self discovery for stupid thinking, ignorantly living without any thought or understanding of consequences or, alternatively, blindly following an organization, crowd or individual(s).

A person who is born again stupid is someone who stops being open-minded and tolerant then becomes a conservative. Someone who once listened to a broad range of ideas but now blindly follows the rhetoric and leader(s) in a neo-conservative group, refusing to listen to facts and logic.

by lovesmyway April 14, 2010

But again

A term you use when you have to speak to a group of people for half an hour, but you only have one sentence to say. Simply state the sentence, and then add "but again" to the beginning and repeat it until your speech is over. Usually followed by "I cannot stress enough how important this is." This is widely used among uneducated "public speakers."

Lamarche: You have to attend as many workouts as you can. I understand you have a strenuous schedule, but again, you have to attend as many as you can. I cannot stress enough how important these workouts are, so I expect to see you all at these workouts. But again, they are so important that I cannot stress it enough. But again, I'll see you at the workouts.

by MrFly September 8, 2016

mothers against hard rock

A stupid group of idiotic weirdos who randomly decided they didn't like My Chemical Romance and The Used and decided to try to ban them, while they don't go after the REALLY bad shit like that dumbass song 'Sexy Back' which is like way more...retarded than anything by MCR and/or The Used. They're trying to take away the freedom of speech, even though the U.S. government already did, thanks to Bush. Why they don't target the really bad crap, the world may never know.

Idiotic Weirdo1: Hey I'm bored let's go try to ban rock bands!
Idiotic Weirdo2: Good idea let's call ourselves Mothers Against Hard Rock!!!

by person thing December 29, 2006

Alaina

The most outstanding person you will ever meet she's absolutely beautiful inside and out she has the bluest eyes and the prettiest hair and freckles dance across her face she's an absolute beaut, she looks elegant doing whatever she is doing, she's smart, musically and artistically inclined, she is strong you'd never know what she is thinking, very hard to read but her mind is beautiful, she is a fantastic person and you'll be lucky to meet her she will change your world like no other she makes you want to stay she's truly amazing and she's the best girl you'll ever meet if you ever do meet a Alaina make sure you don't lose her because she's one of a kind

Person:I met this girl while I was on my trip I swear I'll never find a girl like her again I hope I get to see her again, she had this beautiful name to match her everything, Alaina

by Bella sue May 27, 2017

Rage Against The Machine

A group of Harvard grads who got together and made one of the best bands ever. They sung about poltical shit in a way that made you think. They made grat music. They broke up and made Audioslave.

"People of the Sun" is their best song.
Long Live RAGE!!!!

by tsunami January 2, 2005

alainey

a beautiful women. Usually with curlybrown/ black hair. Very closed off to ones she not close to. Hard on herself, has a small friend group and she is the life of the party. Wants to be a rebel{ most of the time, or gets pressured by others to do something. Not very well at keeping and saving money but her parents usually have her back. Her parents are hard on her most of the time but they love her very much. Everyone loves and appreciates her even though she might not know it sometimes. Has anxiety sometimes but easily over comes it. Loves to cuddleand feels safe in someone’s arms.

WOW! I love Alainey.

by Q.before.u July 15, 2018