australian eggs

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Large perspiring balls hanging out of small underpants.

Australian eggs can occur when you're playing basketball and jump for a rebound (without athletic supporter), then your balls come out of your underpants.

by The Bash Brothers (2) October 31, 2006

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Elite Australians

this is one of the first perfection groups made for australians only! it was originally founded by chelsea dagger died but it was soon taken over by honeyhayes and retro junkie. after them owning for a short amount of time the group was deleted one night when one of the owners had a falling out with the entire group. honeyhayes soon took over and became the only owner of this group.

you can only be acceptd into this group if you are friends of the well known myspacers in the group or if your a scene kid. there is only a select amount of people in it and most of them come from groups such as vanity is perfection, aesthetic ecstasy, aesthetic perfection and perfection dolls. they alwayz hav proper sofisticated layouts which are a lot better then other b grade perfection groups on myspace. apparently they are a family and want to keep it that way. there is no drama in the group but they go about talking about each other behind their backs and shit talking each other.

this group contains members such as vindictive tara, melissa masquerade, mitchmufn, kei dru cajus, hannahlee and killed for appreciation. in order to get accepted into this group you must look like them, be good at photoshop and suck up to everyone!

omg your in elite australians, please be my friend!

by SDFgFH February 15, 2008

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Australian Mudslide

When you hook up with an Australian chick in Las Vegas and she has a seizure orgasam that causes her to poo herself resulting in a skid mark the length of her back.

After the Australian mudslide I threw away the hotel sheets.

by Lorddigles February 28, 2017

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the Australian

A sex act where a female performs a reach around hand job, but gets on her knees and comes from "down under" aka she reaches up between a man's legs and gives him a ferocious crank as her face is smashed in his butthole. Basically its a race to see if he cums or farts in her face first. Either way the man wins. The hand job can be performed with a traditional grip or Western grip if she wants to get real freaky.

Also referred to as "the Aussie"

After soaking his skin with enough cologne to kill an adult rhino, Clay entered the party looking to hook up with the nastiest, skankiest girl in the room. They went upstairs to have some fun, and to his surprise, she got down on her knees and gave him a glorious Aussie. He pulled off the infamous cum-fart combo, as he squirted a hot load of many gravy at the exact moment he gave her pink eye.

"Guess what guys! Last night this chick gave me the Australian! I farted a giant mud cloud up her nose, then turned around and glued her eyes shut with my man cream. It was awesome!"

by The Shoosters January 30, 2014

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