grown ass man

(grown ass-man) what an immature male may inadvertently, though accurately call himself when others question his ability to do anything. The Ass-man is a cross between the donkey, popularly believed to be a stubborn and unreasoning animal, and a human being.

"Are you sure you can move that bed downstairs by yourself?"
"What do you mean 'am I sure?' I'm a grown ass man!"

1/2 an hour later...
"MY BACK!!!"
"Are you alright?"
*gritting his teeth through the pain* "I'm fine. Don't say it."
"Say what? I told you so?"

by sleep =D October 27, 2012

assmongrel

Keith Oakley, Harrisburg, IL

Keith Oakley is an assmongrel to the extreme!

by Pat Dizzle December 8, 2003

grown ass man

A guy or girl the like, that is 'on top of thangs'. Essentially, responsible for his/her doings, and not settling for the subpar.

You best believe Clint Eastwood is a grown ass man yo!

by Ivan Alfaro October 22, 2006

Asscandle

Normally referring to an individual with homosexual tendancies, who has a history of cheating on his fiance

Ash, you cheated on your fiance, you fucking asscandle

by Victor February 24, 2005

assganistan

Assganistan is where all the pimps reside.

Do you need to talk to a pimp? go to assganistan

by Klus November 13, 2006

Assmonkey

assmonkey, rico, Jesse holmes

Hey Jesse! Assmonkey! Rico!

by Pvbfjvbhfdsvbhfsavbhrsa January 24, 2009

assmuncher

Apple Manager

I can't believe that Assmuncher got promoted!

by Just Me August 24, 2003