fall asleep standing up

Term used to show how difficult a task is, or the amount of time something would require.

I’d have to fall asleep standing up to teach that girl to be DTF. So fuckin prude, it would take forever…

I ate so much pizza hut today, I’d have to fall asleep standing up to burn off all the calories.

by Syracuse JOHNSON December 16, 2009

assleather

What asshats are fashioned from.

An insult meaning that someone isn't even worth manufacturing into an asshat.

e.g. Shut up, you damn sheet of assleather!

by dude_man December 26, 2008

ashlee cummings

American actress with red hair and freckles. Featured in many movies such as Cabin Fever 2, The Longest Yard, The Marc Pease Experiance, ext.

Guy 1: Dude, did you see that hot red head chick on the ben stiller movie?

Guy 2: OMG YES, do you mean Ashlee Cummings? I would do her in a second!

by mad_man87 August 19, 2012

assletiscism

having extreme control and precision of the gluteal area characteristic of twerking.

Twer Team shows incredible amounts of assletiscism

by countfapula30 November 10, 2013

assteem

One's feeling towards their ass and how they feel others view it.

Person 1: I have very high self-assteem
Person 2: You should, it's glorious

by Sol Olivoyne November 16, 2013

assley

What people say when they cant pronounce Ashley correctly or ar just mad or making fun of an Ashley

What do you want Assley

by AdamBakesMuffins February 28, 2019

Ashlee B

Omfg! Ashlee b is the best person you will ever meet she is an incredible dancer, extremely funny person, gorgeous in every way, a very smart cookie, and plenty more. I all I’m really trying to say here is that if u meet ashlee b your so lucky because she is on eof the best people you will absolutely ever meet. By the way this was written by charlotte A. Can’t wait for your bday party 💞💞💞

Omfg is that Ashlee b!!! 🤤
I wanna be her bsf 💞
She is so gorgeous 💋

by Charlotte A May 2, 2019