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Agent's Assistant

A person who can't seem to know their life purpose no matter how many times they try to look at it.
My agent's assistant is dumb. She want's so much money, her ass can't even make a dime without me!
by WhoKares June 13, 2020
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re-insertion assistant

An observer and/or participant in an intercourse session --- often the "second" guy/girl in a threesome --- who is tasked with promptly tucking the dude's randomly-swaying woodie back into the chick's love-tunnel whenever it accidentally pops out from his having unintentionally withdrawn it a bit too far prior to his next thrust; this relieves the lovers from irritating pauses in their steamy copulating to semi-blindly fumble back there themselves and re-insert the errant schlong each time.
Finding a willing re-insertion assistant is usually quite easy --- often, you simply need to approach a random passerby and offer him/her a "standard" reward for his/her help: agree to allow the person "a turn of his/her own" with the opposite-gender intercourse-partner afterwards (or at least a post-session hand-job/blowjob from the gal if it's a male assistant), let the person play with the balls and butt-cheeks of the copulating duo for a few moments after each occasion during the "hot 'n' heavy" when his services are required, and/or maybe allow him to give one or both partners a full-body massage --- extra points if you both also give him a nice soothing rub-down in return, of course --- after the session is over.
by QuacksO June 17, 2018
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Assisted Patriotism

I went to court today and did some Assisted Patriotism.
by AntiLightskin September 16, 2025
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assisted bra hook

Unable to hook your bra unaided following an intense upper body workout, requiring assistance until range of motion is improved
Great arms session at the gym today, its going to be an assisted bra hook for the rest of the week.
by fitnut May 16, 2014
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Ten Finger Assist

When a man can't get the shit done himself, you give him up to a ten finger assist
You can't cum honey? Let me give you a ten finger assist.
by CrazyGinger42 December 2, 2020
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Friendly Assist

To give someone "friendly assist" is to give a hand job.
Hey I'm going to Jeff's house to give him a friendly assist. He's gonna love it.
by GildenBeanpole December 17, 2023
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Eli Assist

An assist where the pass had little to no affect on if a point was scored, yet still receives an assist.
Teammate scored & still got an assist even though you last touched the ball 10 seconds ago? Call it an Eli Assist.
by Razosaku May 20, 2022
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