Assassins Cream

Someone with a good aim when 'spooging' on a girls face.

'See her over there, I gave her Assassins Cream last night right in the eye'

by thecameller August 16, 2009

Assassin Dakelan MATT4R

A large Man. Verge of obestity.

Big Lips, Lots of sports

With a high picthed voice only his dog could hear,

Wow Look at that guy coming out of macdonalds, What a Assassin Dakelan MATT4R

by Culloden January 15, 2009

Assassination Attempt

When you dont trust a suspicious fart, and are able to make it to a bathroom and not shit your pants.

Friend: Where's Joey?
Other Friend: He's recovering from an Assassination Attempt.

by Techpony September 3, 2012

Assassin's Creed

Ubisoft should have ended it at IV but still, painfully tries every year just to fail again.

Does Marcus still play Assassin's Creed? Whoa

by YoItsYourBoySkinnyPenis October 30, 2017

master assassin

Someone that has a target and kills it and escape and become secret tracks down target ever time.

kills freely and make there own adventure.

a murderer of an important person in a surprise attack for political or religious reasons.

define master assassin a professional killer who uses his own will
The assassin moved swiftly across the tree to kill his target.

by mr assassin October 27, 2015

Anal Assassinator

When someone fucks a woman's ass so hard the ass turns red and when the male ejaculates, it completely fills her up and some cum squirts out of the ass.

Jeff: I don't like to brag, but, her ass was as red as a cherry.

Bob: I never knew you were an anal assassinator.

by The Mokey October 17, 2016

Cerebral Assassin

Simply put into translation, it means, "Brain Killer", or someone who will knock you around, and do damage to your head. This specific title was used by professional wrestler Paul Michael Levesque's gimmick Triple H.

The cerebral assassin makes his way to the ring.

by Spectacle of Dissonance January 14, 2020