The act of putting menstrual blood into a condom and diarrhoea into another condom, then stapling the two condoms to the nipples of a 47 inch tall dwarf and then cut small holes into them and milk the dwarf into a girls mouth and cum in her mouth too to create a smoothie. If you wish, you can then kiss the girl so that she can share the smoothie with you or you can let her have all of it.
Person 1: How was it with my sister last night?
Person 2: Amazing. We had sex and then I gave her a Dirty Arthur.
Person 1: Ew thats my sister!
Person 2: Amazing. We had sex and then I gave her a Dirty Arthur.
Person 1: Ew thats my sister!
by DontSaveTheTurtles August 11, 2022
 Get the Dirty Arthurmug.
Get the Dirty Arthurmug. by TheLegend36978 April 28, 2021
 Get the Arthur Corkmug.
Get the Arthur Corkmug. Fatass, ugly ass, frog-looking ass, no class, full of gas, eating grass, cracking glass, extra mass, hard pass, lower class, blowing gas, loves Xmas, dude
by wanna play just dance  February 24, 2019
 Get the Arthur Dumelodmug.
Get the Arthur Dumelodmug. Arthur is un-important what it is... And it's very hard to explain... There are 5 stages... 100% is very sexual lol = It can be painful, but if pulled off right feels 1,000,000,000 times nicer than heaven. That is of course if it's done in the right place tooooooo..... =D Only two brave souls have had arthur love and are still alive.... Martin and Catie.
by Arthur_is_kl December 14, 2008
 Get the Arthur Lovemug.
Get the Arthur Lovemug. A penis piercing located upon the shaft. It is quite the impressive ordeal that women (especially those with large badunkadonks) think is appetizing. If you add bling to your piercing you may be accepted in secret societies and loved by all.
by agangstamuffdivin skank October 19, 2010
 Get the prince arthurmug.
Get the prince arthurmug. 1. the real king arthur; the greatest ever.
2. Christina moores boyfriend
3. likes to say barbasol
4. rumplestiltkin ( a.k.a frosty)
2. Christina moores boyfriend
3. likes to say barbasol
4. rumplestiltkin ( a.k.a frosty)
by franklynn420 December 13, 2010
 Get the arthur bucklemug.
Get the arthur bucklemug. scarlett arthur is a word meaning kool, snazztastic, and damn right funky - the koolest kat on ze block
by koolcatscarlett101 September 5, 2021
 Get the scarlett arthurmug.
Get the scarlett arthurmug.