hillbilly armor

The scarps of metal sheets and found glass fused together on humvees by US soldiers in Iraq, to protect their vehicles from IEDs on the road.

Insurgent Iraqis found more than one way to break through the desperate attempts by Marines' soldiers to keep their Humvees in one piece as they patroled the streets of Baghdad.

by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006

Armoni

Armoni a guy who is amazing and always a good friend. He is a jerk sometimes, but never in a bad way. This guy is the greatest.

Person 1: I wonder if I should go over and talk to Armoni.

Person 2: You better, before someone else snatches him.

by Moni'sBaby February 7, 2012

Dusty Armadillo

A dusty armadillo is performed by having doggy style sex (vaginal or anal) and, at the crescendo of the performance, dump some talcum powder on the girl's head and call out, "Dusty Armadillo," and punch her in the back of the head.

"Man, I was plowing away on that girl and gave her a dusty armadillo. I couldn't see for like ten minutes, that shit went everywhere"

by Big Al 250R May 25, 2006

armoire

In the TV show "Seinfeld," Elaine buys one from the Soup Nazi and discovers his secret soup recipes in the drawers.

I just love that armoire!

by Katie Svensen October 4, 2003

junk armor

anything that protects the genital area, particularly for use against unwanted contact.

"Dude, when I had that threesome, that guy's junk was touching mine. Eww, I should have worn my junk armor."

by The Orchid Queen January 19, 2008

Armadillo

Someone who ruins a good thing or moment.

My mom made chocolate covered strawberries for my friends and I, but Garrett was an armadillo and spilled the whole tray.

by Kelen Keller July 6, 2010

armidilla

An armadillo drinking a sasparilla.

"Look at that thirsty armidilla!"

by Hoodlum Jackrabbit February 22, 2008