Armon

When a man ejaculates in his pants.

When he was getting dry humped by Hannah, all he could do was armon.

by bus4 August 7, 2012

armoney

Amazing caring and sweet! She is the nicest person in the world to ever meet. She does her hair always so nice. She gives you gifts and never expects you to give back!

Armoney is sweet and has nice hair and is never expecting you to give back if she gives you a gift.

by T-swifty April 26, 2014

knight in bloody armor

A medieval knight in polished shiny plate armor which is now splattered and dripping with the blood and bits of the guts of someone the knight has murdered.
Seeing one of these knights while in battle should instill fear as you might end up painting his armor.

King Arthur, the knight in bloody armor, stabbed his son with Excalibur and the blood came out Mordred's mouth.

That's when William Wallace, the knight in bloody armor, slit open the Queen's chest, revealing her insides. He then removed them, slathering himself in their resplendent glory.

by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter January 9, 2008

Armor against society

Another term for clothes. because wearing them helps protect you from arrest, people staring and pointing there finger at you like you were from another planet and all other negative sanctions from society.

I got to ware my armor against society.

by Deep blue 2012 September 4, 2009

armor up

To put on a condom before having sex.

Dude, that girl's a skank... make sure you armor up!

by JoeCamel1992 December 23, 2010

Underarm Armor

The little balls of deodorant that form under the armpit from applying too much or, for those who choose not to shave, from having too much pit hair.

Chris: Hey man what is this under my pit! I have lint.

Steve: Oh no dude that's underarm armor, you are now forever protected from the evil perspiration monster.

by Mrs. shaky bacon December 8, 2009

plot armour

akame ga kill does not have this like come on man

akame ga kill does not have plot armour

by AkameMine August 1, 2021