Andrew

Andrew is a short pale person that got vibe checked in the head so hard he only knows how to say one phrase. His favorite daily activity is biting his unmentionables really hard and then crying for an hour, occasionally licking the blood off. He also has stomach cancer because of all of the Windex banana milkshakes he makes. His favorite meal is a mix of horse thighs and the souls of redheaded people (he's the one that steals them)

Is that Andrew? I heard he pisses straight blood.

by ghlow October 10, 2019

Andrew

The coolest, sexiest bloke who is very smart and athletic. He is very good at Basketball, Bowling, Poker, Volleyball and especially Gaming. They are normally in Maths 2 in their school and they will have a lot of friends. Their penis is always MASSIVE and overall a cool bloke.

Andrew's are really hot, always has abs (most of the time starting at the age of 10-12). They are normally short to start of but after puberty, they will be the tallest. Andrew's often like to brag and they can't take it when they are losing. If you meet an Andrew, you need to keep them as a friend. They will give a the best time of your life.

Sam: Who is that bloke pissing next to me. Their dick is massive. Yep, definitely an Andrew!!

by Anonymousasdfasdfasdfasdf12345 September 5, 2019

Andrew

Coolest guy you will ever meet, super awesome and sexy, an all around amazing guy. Very Talented, and everyone has a crush on him.

He is such and Andrew, I wish I was him

by andrewhello2 September 29, 2017

Andrew

A wonderful, smart, sexy, handsome, tall and muscular man that have girls swarming him craving and desiring his huge giant mammoth of a cock.

Wow, you're such an Andrew!

by Wettymanpseudonym June 25, 2017

Andrew

Stressful shrimp murderer who's really bad at pool and makes bad jokes. Very sneaky and tricks girls into thinking he's not wearing a hat. otherwise not complete asshole

Andrew is the notification on my phone i consider spam.

by i love the color green February 26, 2017

Andrew

(Man/Warrior)
Great athlete, smart, funny, cunning, sexy and a chick magnet

"Man, Andrew is so cool and smart, I wish I were him"

by BEANIEBOY2 May 2, 2016

Andrew

He is really hot even if he thinks he's not sometimes. He plays video games a lot. He has amazing curly dark brown hair and the best brown eyes ever. (Big thingy too, if you know what I mean.) He is the kindest person to the one he loves, and has the personality to die for.

"Andrew is so hot," you say. "Oh?" I inquire, "Well, stop looking at him, he's mine."

by tHerESaMonkeYoverthereBF November 28, 2021