life alert and chill

It means when older people are having sex.

My mom broke her hip cause of her life alert and chill date

by Mystiqueopal November 10, 2015

bag alert

When there’s some dank shit in the area, or securing an amount of anything of worth

Ayo plug is in town, it’s a bag alert.

by PharmaBro April 23, 2018

Hot Asian Alert

When a non-Asian male see's a very attractive female Asian in a public setting, he can then give the "hot Asian alert" to his male companions. This usually consists of a "beew beew beew beew beew" type of noise, and the twirling of the pointer finger in the air. His friends will then know they need to take a gander.

Me and the guys were in a Parisians when Paul spotted an attractive asian woman. He quickly gave the "hot asian alert", and the rest of the guys were quite impressed. Paul was accepted socially for the next couple of days.

by Craig McDouche July 8, 2009

Spoiler Alert

a phrase uttered by someone before they ruin a movie/book/video game and by extention the next 3 days for you

Neal:How was the movie?

Jose:Spoiler alert

Neal:HIT THE DECK!

Jose:The monster in super 8 is *censored*

Neal: Curse you

by Gentleneal December 11, 2011

Alberto

Will LITERALLY KILL you

Dont mess with that bitch Alberto , he crazy

by oGxBP June 11, 2018

soiler alert

n. secret notification, usually from one nurse to another, that a patient has been incontinent of feces or urine; a signal used by care staff who wish to avoid the clean-up or who wish to save the patient's dignity by removing visitors from the room.

This is a funny time for emergency blood work. And what the heck is a serum reiff-trenchel osmolality?

Don't be a dweeb doctor. That was just a soiler alert.

by gnostic1 April 21, 2011

E.N.A (erect nipple alert)

The look of having your nipples stand out, "erect"

Usually someone with ENA does not have a bra on

Lucy:Janet, that girl has a major case of E.N.A (erect nipple alert)
Janet:OMG, Luc, she totally does! That ho must have forgotten her bra!
Lucy: What else do you expect from the school slut?

by Giuseppee! Or Gipsie August 17, 2009