Fecal Alcohol Syndrome

gastrointestinal ailment that arrises from a night of heavy drinking.

Q: Why was Chad late for work?
A: He has Fecal Alcohol Syndrome (he shit his pants on the way to work because he drank way too much last night).

by like a viking November 13, 2011

Alcest

Alcest is the true way of saying, or stating, that something is perfect. It originates from the french band of the same name, which is the pure incarnation of perfection.

You: Whoa, You must be alcest!
Me: Dats right, little darling ;)

You: What are you? Some sort of human?
Me: *smack* oh you! Doesn't recognize an Alcest when you see one

Random Girl: Oh hai thar, you must fertilize my so my family can be enriched by your Alcestness!
Me: Come, my child!

by Oskoreii October 31, 2011

alcohol

a special serum that makes you horny.

I drank so much alcohol I had sex with a horse... I was desperate.

by the kid under the cupboard January 10, 2009

Coke and Alcohol

The things that make Charlie Sheen bleed tiger blood

Last time i smoked pot i cried shark tears
Coke and Alcohol makes me happy

by Isaiah J. Partida April 6, 2011

alcohol

Alcohol is a colorless votatile liquid formed by the fermentation of sugars and also has a intoxicating effect on certain carbon-based life forms.

The Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster is the best alcoholic drink in existence.

by Beth, yo December 28, 2005

Alcohol

The core of all evil; but it helps you get bitches

Person 1: Look I'm holding 750 ml of pure evil in my hands... here have a sip

Alcohol. Here lies the birth and death of your relationship!

by lolanonnnnnnnnn October 25, 2010

alco-whore

A person who can be bought with quality alcoholic beverages.

Don't worry, she'll definitely sit down with you if you schedule the meeting at that new microbrewery. She's a total alco-whore, especially for pale ales.

by Lou Conrad May 15, 2008