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John Thomas Cock Addiction

a wide spread disease across the united states, symptoms include: dry mouth, erections, diarrhea, and a larger appetite. The disease is very contagious, and harmful.
i heard max has the John Thomas Cock Addiction, I feel terrible for him.
by 419 ballers April 22, 2009
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ADDICTION.

ADDICTION TO SELF HARM: It's like, when you're upset.. the only way to release that stress.. is through blood, and splitting flesh.. I've promised myself to stop, but.. so much is happening at one time, it's nearly impossible, people say drugs, and alcohol are the most addicting things, cutting is one of the hardest things to let go of, nearly impossible in my case, and I hate when people act like it's nothing.. "oh, you cut yourself.. that's not that big of a deal!" it is a big deal, each cut slowly goes deeper and deeper, each cut, slowly get closer to veins, and its like.. a temptation, that just crawls through your skin.. the feeling, it's so relieving, once you start, you don't want to stop.. you just want to go deeper, to end it all, and you can't.. because you know that once you do, there is that one person.. that you KNOW will be crushed if you do.. cutting is no joke, cutting is no trend, its an addiction ..
ADDICTION. : addiction is not a joke, it's not just for drugs and alcohol, but also for harmful thoughts and actions towards ones self.
by ShawnaLeigh, August 12, 2012
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Addictive Friend Syndrome

A person who you meet for the first time and they blow up your phone everday and every weekend.
Heather-"Should I text Tim tonight and see what he is doing tonight?"

Vanessa- "No! You just hungout with him lastnight."

Heather-"Okay, I wont."
30 seconds later.....
Heather-"So I just texted Tim, and he hasnt responded yet..."

Vanessa-"You officially have Addictive Friend Syndrome."
by vanclar24 July 10, 2010
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tech addiction

Tech addiction is when someone relies on tech for normal daily activities and cannot survive without it. Tech addicts are shown to express distress when their signal is lost. A distempered tech addict should always be avoided.
Harold's tech addiction has got the better of him. I'm sure he's gonna off himself since his GPS went down.
by ooFUZZYoo May 28, 2010
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gadget addiction

Its Ok But If Used For a Whole day It Will Be Serious Maximum Usage Is About 12 to 20 hours per day
I used a gadget for a whole day I have Gadget Addiction
by US Safety on Gadgets 2017 June 21, 2017
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Sociopath addiction

Dating someone extremely dangerous or manipulative. Finding these dark charictristics attractive and addictive regardless of your own life being in danger.
by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd December 5, 2020
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Urban Addictionary

An addiction to Urban Dictionary. Symptoms include constantly checking your definitions for approval, constantly adding new definitions, bland definitions, and repeat submissions when you're rejected (which is constantly).
1: Yesterday she submitted a definition to the word "bitch."
2: Yep, textbook case of Urban Addictionary.
by Arreispants May 31, 2009
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