abison

Very out loud

Your an Abison

by AandAgamer April 18, 2018

Abso

short form for absolutely

"Want to go for sushi?"
"abso!"

by Hannah conover and nate taylor January 13, 2018

absnormal

when ur abs not if so u are absnormal

Kira is absnormal

by The abs guy June 1, 2021

Abron

A Spanish slang to express a kind of disgust.

Mom- Juan go and do your laundry now!
Juan - Abron! Why don’t you ask it to my brother.

by Miguel Amador Mar December 25, 2022

Situational Absence

Term used by employers for employee absences or tardiness when the employee never discusses what the actual reason is. The term ‘situation’ is the only reason given by them employee. This typically occurs in lower pay grade manual labor jobs where the employees a generally unreliable anyway.

Boss man: Hey, Marcus! How come you didn’t show for work yesterday?

Marcus: Man Boss, I had that situation to take care of! I couldn’t come in.

Boss man: What fucken situation!? You better not pull that shit again or your ass is outta here.

Marcus: I can’t help it boss. I was on my situation. I had to take care of that shit.

Boss man: Bullshit. You were either to hung over or still high from the night before. That’s the situation. One more situational absence and you’re fired! Got that!

Marcus: Man… that bullshit. I can’t help all these mother fuckers always puttin me in these situations.

by Jackthesnipper9512365 February 19, 2012

under your absence

HOTTEST band ever!!!!...They only play the best kind of music around, plus they are the HOTTEST men around ... and me and the original definer are just lucky enough to be dating one of the members... So hot they are *drool*... They play the only music worth being called music

"Man scuttle isn't Under your Absence like the HOTTEST band ever?"
"Scuttle aren't we the luckiest people in the world to have actually touched a member of Under your Absence?"
"Frick I love PHJ from Under your Absence"

by Pencil Head Jr. Lover!!!! April 6, 2004

abscond

To steal a sexual favor from a second party in a very seductive and forthright manner.

Man... you really absconded that ass last night didn't ya? cmon... dont lie... ooooo ya you did, C'MON be honest, you a ddoooggg, oooo ya, way to GOOOO. W00T, ABCOND THAT BOOOTAY

by Unotag July 22, 2003