absolute dolt

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absolute bitch

A woman who manipulates you so that she can have an excuse to moan and bitch

"she asked me where I had been after work and I said at the gym then she said I had not been at work because I was in my gym clothes and I said okay whatever then I got shouted at for giving her attitude" ...Absolute bitch

by Sl95 November 25, 2013

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Absolute Icon

A genuinely nice person who's also incredibly knowledgable and successful. "Absolute power corrupts absolutely", except when it comes to these rare few.

Did you hear what Keanu Reeves did with his earnings? He's an Absolute Icon.

by Siege Knight June 24, 2020

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absolute age

The actual age of an object.

The absolute age of this rock is 3,232 year.

by Dada truth April 14, 2006

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absolutely barbaric

When someone does something in a way that the world has deemed just completely wrong

"Billy puts milk before his cereal? Absolutely barbaric!"

"Thomas put the toilet paper faced down? Absolutely barbaric!"

"Memeful banned the hotdog-girl gif? Absolutely barbaric"

"Sarah used the 9gag comment section to get compliments to improve her self-esteem? Not absolutely barbaric. Absolutely going to happen."

by Dickbutt694206661738 January 10, 2017

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